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#1
Hate it.

Hate it, hate it, hate it.

I've got all this free time.

I've got all this money.

All these video games to play.

All these songs to play on guitar. And sing!

I've got soooo much stuff to read. I got the Song of Fire and Ice collection by George Arar Martin for Xmas and I've still got 3.5 books to read.

Why, WHY can't I trade all this for vaginal servitude?

Weep with me, Pit, please. Shower me with your pity. What should I do?
#2
you choose to spend that time making garbage threads. yeah, you sure showed the people in relationships.
#4
i'm single too, phillip

What are we gonna do about this?

You wanna get some coffee later?
ayy lmao
#5
Quote by chookiecookie
i'm single too, phillip

What are we gonna do about this?

You wanna get some coffee later?


Bitch, I love coffee. I'm drinking some right now.
#6
Quote by Philip_pepper
Bitch, I love coffee. I'm drinking some right now.


Two things.

1) calling me a bitch? this is probably why you're single, you ****ing cvnt

2) So...was that a yes?
ayy lmao
#8
I have plenty of time to myself, still have money, and I have a girlfriend.


Sounds like you just have had bad experiences with them in the past.
#9
Quote by chookiecookie
Two things.

1) calling me a bitch? this is probably why you're single, you ****ing cvnt

2) So...was that a yes?


No.

It was a hell yes. <3
#10
Quote by Philip_pepper
No.

It was a hell yes. <3


I have no idea why...but this brightened my day.

Wow.

I feel giddy now
ayy lmao
#11
When ya have a GF, it's good till you get tired of it, then single is way better. I prefer being single because girls are dumb, really they are. Are they worth putting up with for that smelly hole?
#13
one day you're gonna look back at all of these awful ****ing threads you continue to make

and you're going to cringe so hard at yourself

and I'm going to cum

annoying ****
#15
Sorry TS, your pathetic-ness just bleeds through in everything you do.

Try getting yourself a prostitute.

Pay up, sucka.
#16
do this, it works every time.

"I specialize in driving a set like I'm driving a Lexus" - Uncle Mez
#18
Quote by homeless-john
Who hurt you?


Nikki. Darling Nikki.

Quote by OVER9000VIDEOS
one day you're gonna look back at all of these awful ****ing threads you continue to make

and you're going to cringe so hard at yourself

and I'm going to cum

annoying ****


LSP, please.

Quote by 5_Years_Dead
Sorry TS, your pathetic-ness just bleeds through in everything you do.

Try getting yourself a prostitute.

Pay up, sucka.


All women are prostitutes.

It's not their fault, they are born that way.
Last edited by Philip_pepper at Dec 28, 2013,
#19
Quote by Philip_pepper
Hate it.

Hate it, hate it, hate it.

I've got all this free time.

I've got all this money.

All these video games to play.

All these songs to play on guitar. And sing!

I've got soooo much stuff to read. I got the Song of Fire and Ice collection by George Arar Martin for Xmas and I've still got 3.5 books to read.

Why, WHY can't I trade all this for vaginal servitude?

Weep with me, Pit, please. Shower me with your pity. What should I do?

#21
I'm single by choice . Not saying I want it to stay this way forever but atm I'm perfectly fine with it.
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#22
Quote by 20Tigers
you can trade the money part and still keep everything else.


Lol came in here to say i have all that + a gf, but no money

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#24
Quote by the bartender
I'm single by choice . Not saying I want it to stay this way forever but atm I'm perfectly fine with it.


You should man up and marry a woman.
#25
I don't understand. I do all those things and have a GF as well. Only difference between me and you is that I get to have sex and sleep with another warm body at night.
Quote by MetalGS3SE
This is the best idea I have ever heard. Ever.

Naedauuf for president people.


#26
Quote by Xiaoxi


You are right Xioxi.

I can lie to myself no longer.

I would hand over my balls to any woman who would allow me entrance to her vagcave.

Even if I only get to use it once a week.

Hell, I'd even settle for once a month.

Oh, sure, it's mighty fine to have my own choice in what I want to watch on TV and the absence of nagging is bliss...But it doesn't quite equal to a wet dick.

I try to spit on my dick and on my hand while I masturbate, but it just isn't the same.

#woe
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#27
Maybe it's your gross hairy back?
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#29
Quote by lolmnt
Maybe it's your gross hairy back?


I try shaving it, but I can't reach all the way.



I ask my mom to do it, but she's grossed out by it as well.
#31
Quote by Thrashtastic15
When Philip has sex is it technically "yiffing"?

Philip having sex? Now THAT'S a good one!
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#32
Throw a can of reddi whip at someone and say "you know what to do". BOOM SOLVED
#33
When are Hydra and Phillip finally going to go all the way?
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#34
Are you seriously attempting to condescend people who are getting laid regularly by listing a bunch of mundane aspects of your depressing life? This thread is like a poor guy bragging to patrons at a five star restaurant about how he never has to take showers.
My band, Escher
My progressive rock project, Mosaic

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clearly, the goal is to convert every thread into a discussion about BTBAM

BTBAM IS ALWAYS RELEVANT
#35
Yea, I have all those things and have a girlfriend.


Well, no songs. and I can't sing.
Quote by Fat Lard
Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

Quote by captainsnazz
brot pls
#36
Quote by Hydra150
When are Hydra and Phillip finally going to go all the way?


Tune in next week to find out!

Quote by GodofCheesecake
Are you seriously attempting to condescend people who are getting laid regularly by listing a bunch of mundane aspects of your depressing life? This thread is like a poor guy bragging to patrons at a five star restaurant about how he never has to take showers.


...


...will you shave my back?

I'll pay you a nickel.

Waddaya say?
Last edited by Philip_pepper at Dec 28, 2013,
#39
Quote by Philip_pepper

Weep with me, Pit, please. Shower me with your pity. What should I do?

Be grateful that you have all this free time?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Omae wa mou
Shindeiru



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Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
#40
Quote by Philip_pepper
Hate it.

Hate it, hate it, hate it.

I've got all this free time.

I've got all this money.

All these video games to play.

All these songs to play on guitar. And sing!

I've got soooo much stuff to read. I got the Song of Fire and Ice collection by George Arar Martin for Xmas and I've still got 3.5 books to read.

Why, WHY can't I trade all this for vaginal servitude?

Weep with me, Pit, please. Shower me with your pity. What should I do?


My God, it's full of stars!
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