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#1
How would you react? Would you support them in their dreams, or try to change their mind?
#7
In all seriousness, I would take them downtown to a homeless shelter that accommodates at lot of drug addicts and prostitutes, talk to the guy running the place and telling them the situation, leave my kid there for a day, and then pick them up the next day. Hopefully they'll change their mind by then.
#8
Cool, don't get diseases, young lady.

I'm not planning on having kids
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#9
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In all seriousness, I would take them downtown to a homeless shelter that accommodates at lot of drug addicts and prostitutes, talk to the guy running the place and telling them the situation, leave my kid there for a day, and then pick them up the next day. Hopefully they'll change their mind by then.

That's one form of prostitution. Since you want to educate your child I assume you'd show them other methods.
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#10
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#11
This situation would literally be the mark of failure on me as a parent.
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#13
Depends on how they want to do it. Hell I might join them if they found something safe and lucrative.
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#15
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Depends on how they want to do it. Hell I might join them if they found something safe and lucrative.


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#16
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And what makes your hole so special?

... what?
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#17
most people don't aspire to prostitution, they do it out of a need for money and it paying better than mcdonalds
#18
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#20
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And what makes your hole so special?

lol
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#23
as a feminist i feel like we should try to protect our girls and control their sexuality because nobody should ever choose such a profession we need to get together and help rid this world of such a profession this is for the best interests of all women




#25
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son or daughter?

Doesn't matter, I didn't want to specify sex of the parent or child in this question.
#26
Depends on when they want to start. I've no problem with prostitution at an acceptable age.

Edit: To clarify before the smartass comments start rolling in, I mean over 21. When I can be sure their body and mind are both mature enough to handle the job.
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#27
I'd buy them a gun or pepper spray and teach them how to use it (at an acceptable age of course) and say go for it (also at an acceptable age).
#28
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Depends on when they want to start. I've no problem with prostitution at an acceptable age.

acceptable as long as they aren't a day over 16 eh bud?




#29
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acceptable as long as they aren't a day over 16 eh bud?

Oh too late

see edit.

Very clever though. I chuckled.
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#31
Technically, aren't Gold Diggers prostitutes? I mean, look at Hugh Hefner and his wife... She's basically prostituting herself for his money.

I'd still say no though, gold digging is a bitch thing to do.
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#32
I'd say okay only because I love that feeling I get when I'm super-progressive and go against what most people in society would do.

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#33
Good, don't be giving up that sweet dick for free.
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#35
most modern relationships are some form of prostitution (on either side)
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#36
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most modern relationships are some form of prostitution (on either side)

as a feminist i disagree most women have it easy since men almost always bend over backwards and break there backs to make sure the women is happy we all know the only acceptable form of prostitute is female so its not fair is it females should contribute more to relationships if they wish to be rewarded with the superior genital pleasuring them its the only way women will ever gain equality in this sad sad world




#37
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as a feminist i disagree most women have it easy since men almost always bend over backwards and break there backs to make sure the women is happy we all know the only acceptable form of prostitute is female so its not fair is it females should contribute more to relationships if they wish to be rewarded with the superior genital pleasuring them its the only way women will ever gain equality in this sad sad world

yall just jealous you ain't got dem clits
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#39
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yall just jealous you ain't got dem clits



Erm, I have a humongous one at the tip of my penis.

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#40
hahahaha, no
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