#1
One time I was hitting on this girl on Facebook, and things were going smooth, but then we started talking about music, and she was like "you like metal huh..." and I was like "yeah some" and then it got awkward and she stopped messaging, and I was wondering wtf her deal was but then I remembered:

I had just liked Anal Cunt on facebook. So at the top of my list of favorite bands is Anal Cunt and she ain't the type of girl that's down with Anal Cunt. So yeah I was pretty embarrassed and never really talked to her again.
#3
>metal

Not even once.
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#4
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One time I was hitting on this girl on Facebook, and things were going smooth, but then we started talking about music, and she was like "you like metal huh..." and I was like "yeah some" and then it got awkward and she stopped messaging, and I was wondering wtf her deal was but then I remembered:

I had just liked Anal Cunt on facebook. So at the top of my list of favorite bands is Anal Cunt and she ain't the type of girl that's down with Anal Cunt. So yeah I was pretty embarrassed and never really talked to her again.

Woah man, traumatizing
#6
When I was in high school working retail I used to just automatically call people 'sir.' I've accidentally called a few mannish ladies a sir, and was equally embarrassed every time.
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#7
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One time I was hitting on this girl on Facebook
You could have stopped there
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#8
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You should have stopped there


FTFY
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btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#10
I'm guessing the second band after Anal **** was Dying Fetus?
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#11
Philip Pepper has had this multi for over 2 years I see.
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#12
Quote by Weaponized
One time I was hitting on this girl on Facebook, and things were going smooth, but then we started talking about music, and she was like "you like metal huh..." and I was like "yeah some" and then it got awkward and she stopped messaging, and I was wondering wtf her deal was but then I remembered:

I had just liked Anal Cunt on facebook. So at the top of my list of favorite bands is Anal Cunt and she ain't the type of girl that's down with Anal Cunt. So yeah I was pretty embarrassed and never really talked to her again.





It's over simplified, So what!

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#14
Guys why does no one follow the thread title unless I go: "post ur embarrassing shit as well!"
#15
Way more fun to laugh at your failures than post our own
It's over simplified, So what!

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I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#18
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I peed on my friends little sister once

aaand on my brother on another occasion

Both times were accidents I swear


yeah ok r.kelly
It's over simplified, So what!

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I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#19
i lost my pants last night and beat my friend with his own shoe
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#20
got drunk this weekend and got slapped in the face by a guy, because I stole his water
wanted to punch him back in the face , but being so drunk, I missed and knocked my friends keys out of his hands.

Would've loved to see myself... must have been hilarious.

Oh well, up to the next weekend
#22
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Why do bands have names like that?


shock value, man

the same band has a song called "i went back in time and voted for hitler"
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