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#2
Holy shit, last I heard they said he was alright.
The plan was to drink until the pain over.
But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?
Who am I? I'm a titan so be expectin' a clash.
#3
Was he the Stig and did it happen on a Top Gear ski special? I don't know what else can explain the helmet.
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#4
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Holy shit, last I heard they said he was alright.


Same. His management said he was fine, and then they made a statement that he's critical.
#7
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He was skiing.


So was Sonny Bono!
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#10
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a rock, and he had a helmet


Was he a good skiier?
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#12
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He skiied directly into a rock and is in a coma, what do you think?


My God, it's full of stars!
#13
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Live by the car, die by the ski.

He was skiing.


fixed!
#16
Why do people think going on a ski vacation is the same as lying on a beach

It's a sport which requires quite the experience.

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#17
Skiing is made out to be a relaxing, luxurious sport and while it can be those things on the nursery slopes, it can be incredibly dangerous on the higher slopes. On a skiing trip when I was younger, my mum fell and injured her knee and whenever she wants to do it at a ski centre near us, she has to wear a special brace. The injury will never heal.

I do hope he pulls through. For him to fall into a coma from a head knock whilst wearing a helmet, he must have been going pretty damn fast. Best of luck to him!
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#18
I used to ski and let me tell you that tree's happen. I ran into a tree when I was like 14, but I slid sideways so I only hit the tree with my hip and fell to the ground. Shit hurt a lot, but I got better.

Hope this guy gets out of it. It fuccking sucks to enjoy doing something, only to have it go horribly wrong.
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#19
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I don't get it, how is this a woman's fault?


You see...

There was a woman off the ski path, as women do. This caused Schumacher to get off the official path and hit against a boulder.

Women. Not even once.

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Skiing is made out to be a relaxing, luxurious sport and while it can be those things on the nursery slopes, it can be incredibly dangerous on the higher slopes. On a skiing trip when I was younger, my mum fell and injured her knee and whenever she wants to do it at a ski centre near us, she has to wear a special brace. The injury will never heal.

I do hope he pulls through. For him to fall into a coma from a head knock whilst wearing a helmet, he must have been going pretty damn fast. Best of luck to him!


Could be that he's an adrenaline junkie.
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#20
Also every year in the winter like Half the people here come back early because of injury.

How come this (extreme) sport is thought of by so many as a walk in the park.

I've asked some people who go every year, if they want to climb a mountain or go skydiving, and they react confused telling me that stuff is for experts and dangerous.

Ye going off a mountain at high speed on most likely unknown terrain after 2 days of "training" bitches be thinking they are in the matrix or something.

I have no remorse for people who don't even see the slightest danger in this, and should win the Darwin award.

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#21
Quote by Philip_pepper


Could be that he's an adrenaline junkie.


These people generally are.
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#23
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#24
I had no idea who this was and then i saw the clip on youtube that he was the STIG!

STIGGY DONT DIE


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#25
I only know who that is because if you named a guest in Roller Tycoon after him they could drive the Go Karts like 10mph faster and then they would always win.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#26
same thing happened to some chic not long ago , hit her head on a rock
got up went home and died .

F@#k skiing im going to school for dismantling bombs its safer .
#28
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I had no idea who this was and then i saw the clip on youtube that he was the STIG!

STIGGY DONT DIE



Hold up Ben Collins is on the verge of death too?!
#30
saw this D:

to be honest i'd never heard of him outside of top gear, but still D:
It's over simplified, So what!

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#31
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Hold up Ben Collins is on the verge of death too?!


There are multiple Stigs it seems. Unless the episode where they reveal him was just a joke.

Damn English humor...
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#32
people who didn't know who michael schumacher is before this should be ****ing ashamed of yourselves.

second, he was a VERY experienced skiier. he has slopes named after him in france.

third, get better schumi. can't survive a crash at nearly 90 mph just to get done in by some snow and a rock.
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#33
Quote by c3powil
There are multiple Stigs it seems. Unless the episode where they reveal him was just a joke.

Damn English humor...


Yeah it's a joke.
#34
Yeah, Schumacher wasn't the Stig. They just wanted to drive his Ferrari FX or whatever it was so they had him on.

Collins was the Stig for a while and left in bad blood and I don't think we know who current Stig is.
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#35
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people who didn't know who michael schumacher is before this should be ****ing ashamed of yourselves.

second, he was a VERY experienced skiier. he has slopes named after him in france.

third, get better schumi. can't survive a crash at nearly 90 mph just to get done in by some snow and a rock.


I don't even like F1 and I know Schumacher is probably the most successful driver ever to grace the sport.
#36
Quote by Malchius
I don't even like F1 and I know Schumacher is the most successful driver ever to grace the sport.


FTFY.

Pull through, Schumi. Always been my favourite driver, I cried when he broke his leg (to be fair I was only 5 when it happened)
#37
He seems to have this weird love of serious accidents. If he wakes up, someone should tell him to be a tad more careful.
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#38
Quote by JackWhiteIsButts
He skiied directly into a rock and is in a coma, what do you think?

This is equal parts horrible and brilliant. Best ingredients for a joke, 10/10.
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#39
I'm quite amazed some people don't know who he is.

He's like Paul Walker's character, if Paul Walker's character was real, and then he's 1000 times better than Paul Walker's character.
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