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#1
I'm 5" - 5"1!

I'm seeing Periphery in a month.. WHAT DO I DO? HELP ME! CAN I BRING A CHAIR. HHAHAAH *sob*

ONCE, IN A MEGADETH CONCERT, I TRIED TO WEAR PLATFORM HEELS... EVERYONE'S STILL TALLER.. AND MY FEET HURT. In the end, some stranger carried me so that I could have a good view of Chris... but my mom's like "Never EVER do that again.. it's sexual."

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i'm not short
i'm "cute"
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#3
very front or bust
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#4
Get to the front. Since you're small you can slither through the crowd and no one is going to be pissed if you stand in front of them.
#8
I've never been to a venue where the stage wasn't a couple feet higher than the rest of the venue so I don't see why you'd have an issue seeing.
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she's female, they are often that small


Yeah I didn't realize that until just a moment ago.


Take someone with you and sit on their shoulders OP
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#13
Go early, stand at the front.
or go to the balcony/seating if the venue has it.
or find a spot in the crowd where there are no taller people blocking the view. cause you're small no one will mind if you shove into a tight spot.
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#15
Sweet talk your way to the front row...if it is General Admission or standing room, you can literally flirt your way to the front.
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#16
I'm 5' 4" so I know that feel.
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#17
Bring someone to hoist you up on their shoulders.
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#18
get a periscope

you also get the added bonus of pretending to be a submarine
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#19
Get to the front, no one's going to care if you're in front of them, they can see over you.

Many venues also have a raised section behind the 'pit' area, so you could stand back there as well.
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#20
Get taller!
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#23
Ride a giraffe to the concert... you'll also save on fuel, just give him like a stick with a leaf on it
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Quote by Bladez22
get a periscope

you also get the added bonus of pretending to be a submarine

Oh lordy.


Anyway, in addition to what has already been said, you can also move to the sides to get around to the front in most places, or gain a few inches by standing on the lower rungs of the barriers at the sides, if they have them.
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#27
If you're a girl (and not...heavy) ask any guy there if you can sit on their shoulders, I see girls doing that all the time at concerts.
#28
I was about to laugh for a while because i thought you were a 5 ft 1 man.. Your life could be worse brah
#29
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I was about to laugh for a while because i thought you were a 5 ft 1 man.. Your life could be worse brah


What's wrong with being 5'1?
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#30
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What's wrong with being 5'1?



nothing, because having a higher centre of gravity can be occasionally be troublesome. also you don't have to worry about sourcing big houses/beds/shoes/clothes/toilet seats/cars, so you can save lots of money. right?
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#31
So many good suggestions. I'm personally torn between the giraffe, elephant, and pony.

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get a periscope

you also get the added bonus of pretending to be a submarine


Headbanging with a periscope.. !


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I would squeeze my way to the front, but when Cannibal Corpse arrived here during the summer my (overprotective) dad wouldn't let me near the crowd! I had to stand on the sides. Also, I'm not allowed to sit on strangers anymore, according to my mom. :C
#33
I can usually find a spot near the side of the stage where tall people don't hinder me too much.
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I would squeeze my way to the front, but when Cannibal Corpse arrived here during the summer my (overprotective) dad wouldn't let me near the crowd! I had to stand on the sides. Also, I'm not allowed to sit on strangers anymore, according to my mom. :C

Bring a not-stranger, and sit on them.
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#35
im 6'7 and everyone hates me at shows. Be happy you can be up close and no one tries to fight you
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#36
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im 6'7 and everyone hates me at shows. Be happy you can be up close and no one tries to fight you


I'm 6.2 which isn't THAT tall, but Im also fat as ****, so people are generally annoyed.
I just can't bring myself to give a ****.
being tall isn't that big of a deal if you're a beanpole
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#37
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I would squeeze my way to the front, but when Cannibal Corpse arrived here during the summer my (overprotective) dad wouldn't let me near the crowd! I had to stand on the sides. Also, I'm not allowed to sit on strangers anymore, according to my mom. :C

Are you, like, 14 or something?

If you're older, just know that it's never too late to enter the rebellious teen-punk stage, where you simply curse out your mom and do what you want while she's at home, disappointed.
#39
im actually taller than some people. yay.
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#40
Watch the gig on horseback. That way you can see the band, and you can stop any potential riots/cause a riot, if you so wish.
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