If you had to choose, which Avenger would you want to see your grandmother marry?

Poll: Which avenger would you want to see your grandmother marry?
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View poll results: Which avenger would you want to see your grandmother marry?
Thor
3 7%
Iron Man
16 36%
Captain America
11 25%
Hulk
3 7%
Hawkeye
1 2%
Scarlet Witch
0 0%
Spider-man
2 5%
Ant Man
0 0%
Black Widow
6 14%
Other
2 5%
Voters: 44.
#1
Which strapping young lad from the Avengers (any universe or time period) would you want to see your grandmother marry?
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#2
Hulk cuz hulk smash good
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#5
Wolverine
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#7
captain america would probably be the best type of person to take care of her
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#8
Doctor Strange
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#9
Captain America since they were born around the same time.
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#10
I voted iron man but didn't see thor in the choices. I think having the Thor as a grandfather would be bad ass id have a lot of churches to prove wrong.
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#14
Sad that none of you want your grandma to finally get some good dick before she goes.
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#15
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Iron Man, because Tony Stark has $$$$$

yup


Edit: but I could be able to see black widow every time I visit my grandmother... this is a tough decision.
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#17
What the **** kind of question is this, where do people come up with these polls?

But Thor. HAMMER OF THOR!!!
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#20
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#21
the avengers suck and you all should re-evaluate your lives.




#22
Black Widow because then ScarJo would live like 3 blocks from me.
#25
this got me thinking about marvel zombies for some reason.
Whats goes around must come down
#26
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yup


Edit: but I could be able to see black widow every time I visit my grandmother... this is a tough decision.



Yeah, but it isn't like you're gonna hit that. At least with Tony Stark you'll almost certainly get some money from him.
#29
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Yeah, but it isn't like you're gonna hit that. At least with Tony Stark you'll almost certainly get some money from him.

Or your can not be selfish and let your grandma get plowed good in the last few years of her life.
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#30
Captain American for sure. I mean, look how good his hair looks.
My God, it's full of stars!
#31
Captain America because he's the most age-appropriate. Also because Steve Rogers would be a fantastic grandparent.
#32
Iron Man because Tony Stark is a badass
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