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#1
Would you slurp your semen from your hand if it meant it could increase your chances of winning the lottery ($10 Million) to 1/2?

I've asked the people I work with and the majority of them said yes but the indian dudes said no.

I asked my general manager and he couldn't give me an answer.
#2
Nothing different from every other night
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#3
lol so random
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#4
I thought about this last night, coincidentally. But my thought was: Would you drink a glass of your own piss every day for a year if it meant you'd be set for life money-wise?

I personally would not.
#5
Are you having a major sexual identity crisis? This is the second thread you've posted in this vain.
#6
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Are you having a major sexual identity crisis? This is the second thread you've posted in this vain.


NL16 multi?
#7
i'm beginning to think you're actually unemployed
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#8
You're telling me if I do that I get a 50/50 chance to win £10M?

You'd be stupid not to do it.
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#9
Quote by Rockford_rocks
I thought about this last night, coincidentally. But my thought was: Would you drink a glass of your own piss every day for a year if it meant you'd be set for life money-wise?

I personally would not.

how big of a glass are we talking?
#10
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NL16 multi?

Most definitely. Seriously. Wtf is up with these damn polls
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#13
Fresh. You have to piss into the cup throughout the day and then drink it when it's full/by the end of the day
#14
Quote by Rockford_rocks
Fresh. You have to piss into the cup throughout the day and then drink it when its full/by the end of the day

Dealbreaker.
#16
Quote by Rockford_rocks
Yep.

Out of curiosity, how would you prepare it?


Salt, pepper and bake on gas mark 6 for 15 mins.
#22
That's it? a 50% chance? if im putting my own semen in my mouth it better be for a better damn chance than 50/50
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#23
Quote by Rockford_rocks
I thought about this last night, coincidentally. But my thought was: Would you drink a glass of your own piss every day for a year if it meant you'd be set for life money-wise?

I personally would not.

i would




#24
no i'm not disgusting i have self-respect
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#25
I swallow my own jizz. makes me a man and it's healthy.
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#26
What kind of ****ing question is that? Who the **** is this guy and why is he making idiotic threads? That's what we have Phillip for. Of course I would, anyone who wouldn't is just ****ing stupid.

Quote by Rockford_rocks
I thought about this last night, coincidentally. But my thought was: Would you drink a glass of your own piss every day for a year if it meant you'd be set for life money-wise?

I personally would not.


Why the hell not? It's not like your whole day is spent drinking piss.
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This one is but flesh and faith, and is the more deluded."
#28
no, there is just no way gulping down your man butter will increase your chances to win, Not even if dumbledore assured me his cum will magically make me win.
Whats goes around must come down
#29
Is that 10 million minus tax?
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#31
Please explain the scenario where this could happen.
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#32
'Slurp' a handful of my own semen for 50/50 odds on the lottery?

Sure, why not, those are fantastic odds!

Besides, how bad can my semen taste? If it's good enough for girls to swallow then I don't see the harm in trying it myself for better odds at the lottery...I mean, the best thing girls get for doing that is me going to sleep afterwards, I'm getting a pretty sweet deal in comparison.
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#33
A 50-50 shot at $10 million for a little cum guzzling? Yeah, I'd do that. You'd be an idiot not to.
#34
I done it before I'll do it again
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#35
Yes I would and yes I have.
Most of the important things


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by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#37
Up until I was 17 I ate my own semen off m hand most of the time anyway. Due to the computer being in the basement and my wanks being spontaneous. So yeah sure.


So many in the closet insecure homosexuals in this thread. I never understood why men make such a big deal about eating their own semen.
Last edited by Wormholes at Dec 31, 2013,
#38
for 10 million, there's less i wouldn't be willing to do than i would be willing to do.
#39
Yes I would. 10 seconds of disgust without consequences for 50% to win 10M$? Lol at those who wouldn't.
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#40
Quote by Rockford_rocks
I thought about this last night, coincidentally. But my thought was: Would you drink a glass of your own piss every day for a year if it meant you'd be set for life money-wise?

I personally would not.


This guy would.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=De6pNJW62xc
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my fetish is dudes with dicks small enough to pee on their own sacks.