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#1
would you ever let your girlfriend **** you with a strapon?
I realize. That I hate the sound of guitars
#5
No, that's gay.
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#7
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The pit is getting awfully gay lately.

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No, that's gay.

It's okay you can come out of the closet now guys. Your homophobia is giving you away.
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#8
Eh, maybe. Current girlfriend doesn't like anal in any form so it wouldn't even be an option. how big we talkin here?
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#9
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It's okay you can come out of the closet now guys. Your homophobia is giving you away.

Momentosis is a pedo so it was pretty much a given
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#11
Lots of pegging threads tonight. Jesus Christ, I picked the weirdest night to come back to this place on.

Yes, I would.
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11/28/09
#12
Quote by bradulator
Momentosis is a pedo so it was pretty much a given

Don't slander pedophiles like that.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#13
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btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#14
Depends if I get something worthwhile in return. I'm not letting the bitch **** my ass and I get nothing out of this 'bum' deal *ba dum tsh*
When I was eleven I broke the patio window and my mother sued me... She's always been a very aggressive litigator.
#15
yes
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#18
I feel like I may regret sharing this, but I've pegged a man before. He was one of my gay/bi friends and he was uncomfortable with vaginal sex but still wanted to have sex with me

I'd do it again. It was fun! Laughs were shared and pleasure was had.
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#19
Quote by yellowfrizbee
I feel like I may regret sharing this, but I've pegged a man before. He was one of my gay/bi friends and he was uncomfortable with vaginal sex but still wanted to have sex with me

I'd do it again. It was fun! Laughs were shared and pleasure was had.

wat

EDIT: Now I see that you're a female and it all makes sense now. That makes it slightly better.
#21
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Would I? A better question would be "Have I?".

The answer is "yes".

Says the guy with the Taric avi. So typical.
KLH & KGB
11/28/09
#22
I love getting a finger soved up there while recieving a bj so mayne.
#23
Quote by yellowfrizbee
I feel like I may regret sharing this, but I've pegged a man before. He was one of my gay/bi friends and he was uncomfortable with vaginal sex but still wanted to have sex with me

I'd do it again. It was fun! Laughs were shared and pleasure was had.

Did you at least give him a reach around?
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To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea,

Voted UG's worst cross dresser.
Also voted #95 on UG's Top 100 2013. Like it means anything....
#25
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wat

EDIT: Now I see that you're a female and it all makes sense now. That makes it slightly better.

Not sure if sexist? Someone help
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#27
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I love getting a finger soved up there while recieving a bj so mayne.


not gonna lie, that happened to me once and i didn't mind it didn't do much for me, but it wasn't bad
#31
Quote by eGraham
Not sure if sexist? Someone help

I was more worried about a man needing a strap on.
#32
Not with a strap on, no. I wouldn't refuse all butt stuff, though.
Not sure if a sig is a necessity.
#33
If it would get me the bass I want, sure.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#38
Quote by LostLegion
wat

EDIT: Now I see that you're a female and it all makes sense now. That makes it slightly better.

What? Are you implying that there's something better than being a man and ****ing another man in the ass?
#39
This is a question best suited for some kind of...poll...type...thingy. Such wasted potential

If she actually got substantial enjoyment out of plastic-banging manholes then I'd totally be down for butt love.
#40
Quote by AmalgamOfMeat
If she actually got substantial enjoyment out of plastic-banging manholes then I'd totally be down for butt love.


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