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#1
Title says all.

Okay so one night me and my friends were sitting in the car super stoned. We all had the munchies really bad. At this point I had a job at Little Ceasars and I could get a large pizza for $2.50. But I was blazed off my ass and I didn't want to go into my place of employment with red eyes. So we drove to Walgreen's to get eyedrops.

However, as soon as the four of us walked in, we realized that ALL of our eyes were BEAT ****ING RED. So we got the eyedrops and put them on the counter to buy, and since our eyes were all super red and we went in there specifically to buy eyedrops, the lady at the register gave us the weirdest ****ing look ever, like she had just saw a ghost. At this point I just burst out laughing, and my friend got pissed off at me and sent me back to the car to wait.

Anyone else??
#3
1/10 would not weed again
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#5
This one time I didn't smoke weed. The end.
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#7
This one time my parents caught me smoking weed indoors and they kicked me out of the house!

Oh wait, that was you!
#8
Stahp doing drugs Clark. We care about your safety and wellbeing.
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#9
clark you are really scaring me with all this weeding please stop. you know how i worry
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#10
clark are you smoking dope RIGHT NOW?
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#12
clark can't you see you're FUCKING killing yourself?
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#13
I know man. I just can't beat the addiction. I might as well live with it, it's only a matter of time before I snap and kill somebody
#15
clark we won't let you do this do yourself. we're your ug family and we love you and want you to be happy and healthy

stop weeding and read good book. there's plenty at your local library. talk to the librarian, she'll help you
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#16
Judging by your username you probably think shit like OM&M and AA is hardcore
#17
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Fuck you Clark. Fuck you. Do you even realize how selfish you are? All you're doing is killing yourself. We are doing everything we can to help you. We want the best for you. We want you alive. And all you're doing is telling us that we aren't good enough for you. Clark you are fucking selfish.
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#18
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Judging by your username you probably think shit like OM&M and AA is hardcore


They are hardcore? They are the pioneers of hardcore in this generation dude.
#19
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clark we won't let you do this do yourself. we're your ug family and we love you and want you to be happy and healthy

stop weeding and read good book. there's plenty at your local library. talk to the librarian, she'll help you

i bet he'd probably just SMOKE THAT TOO
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#22
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Oh how I hope you're just joking around

Um. You clearly don't know music then. Asking Alexandria is post-hardcore.
#23
ring ring

ring ring

clark, it's for you

it's your body, it wants to live
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#24
Kill yourself ts. Oh wait, injecting marihuana pills is doing that for you
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#27
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ring ring

ring ring

clark, it's for you

it's your body, it wants to live

#28
Guys look I appreciate you trying to help, but forreal, it's my life, I can do whatever I want.
#30
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Guys look I appreciate you trying to help, but forreal, it's my life, I can do whatever I want.

We're just looking out for your best interests. We don't want to watch you throw your life away like this
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#32
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Guys look I appreciate you trying to help, but forreal, it's my life, I can do whatever I want.

it's not just your life clark. your death will hurt all of us
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#33
Clark, this is your mother. It makes me sick that a vile creature like you came out of my body. I can see that your addiction didn't change you, it simply revealed the horrible monster lurking under the surface. The money your father and I will save after cutting you off will go towards an oophorectomy, forever sealing the portal to hell which is my vagina.
#34
lol that was probably the most uneventful, only funny because im high, story i've read

..but ive been there, after a while you just don't care anymore
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#35
Me and my friends got high once, went out. These guys were being a bunch of punks, so we jumped them, and I bashed one guys head with a bar. Pretty sweet night.
#36
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Um. You clearly don't know music then. Asking Alexandria is post-hardcore.


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#37
you know clark, there is a drug thread for this kind of thing. also, you could just go to 420chan.

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Um. You clearly don't know music then. Asking Alexandria is post-hardcore.


Doesn't matter what you call em, they still suck.
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#38
one time i found some stink weed on my farm and made soup out of the seed pods. i was found two days later on the eastern shore completely naked except for a condom.
i don't know why i feel so dry
#39
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i was found two days later on the eastern shore completely naked except for a condom.

sounds like a good time to me
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#40
Once we were doing that jamaican bath thing with 2 of my friends in a very small bathroom. We were smoking shisha mixed with weed and we smoked really quickly, and then I blacked out. I just fell backward and layed on the wall. It lasted for like a second and then I was back. It actually was quite interesting, it wasn't unpleasant at all, I was just like "oh hey good bye guys don't mind me". Afterward I just wasn't high at all anymore. Another friend of mine blacked out too after smoking from that shisha bong and the owner never cleaned it so that may explain why we blacked out...
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