Poll: On a scale of one to ten, how good are potatoes?
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View poll results: On a scale of one to ten, how good are potatoes?
10
22 58%
10
19 50%
10
20 53%
10
21 55%
10
18 47%
10
21 55%
10
21 55%
10
23 61%
10
20 53%
10
21 55%
Voters: 38.
#1
Hey everyone. I saw the thread about best pot and best salvia stories, so I thought I'd make a story-sharing thread about potatoes!

Share your best or worst experience with potatoes!

Potatoes are the miracle plant and their power cannot be ignored.


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~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
Last edited by eGraham at Jan 8, 2014,
#2
I microwaved a potato. And since then, consequences have never been the same. I can't look a potato in the eye anymore without remembering my crimes.

#3
I like croquettes
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#4
Quote by Hydra150
I like croquettes

This is acceptable.

Well done, Hydra150!


Quote by Baby Joel
I microwaved a potato. And since then, consequences have never been the same. I can't look a potato in the eye anymore without remembering my crimes.


Your punishment is death.
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#5
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#7
I'm pretty sure you know how I feel about potatoes
bawitaba a bang a bang diggy diggy diggy sed the boogie sed up jump the boogie
#8
potato water is okay




#9
Quote by RylanThePotato
I'm pretty sure you know how I feel about potatoes


Quote by MinterMan22
potato water is okay

Unconventional, but acceptable.
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~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#10
One time I ate a potato and for 10 minutes I was flying through space with Beethoven.

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#11
Quote by jthm_guitarist
One time I ate a potato and for 10 minutes I was flying through space with Beethoven.

The rare purple potato. A nice find, surely!
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#13
I like potato wedges.
They kind of sound like potato wedgies.
And I like wedgies.
Because wedgies make me feel like a sexy lady wearing a g string.

Edit: Graham didn't give me a thumbs up.
Now this thing is all awkward.
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If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


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Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Jan 8, 2014,
#14
Took a potato suppository once. The lining of the rectum allows much better transference of the tuber chemicals into the bloodstream. Tripped absolute balls.
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#15
One time I stuck a potato all the way up my butt and then smoked some weed-laced salvia.
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#16
I like them most baked with their peel on with salt and oil in the oven, and they have to be small. On a few occasions it was godly.
Mashed are excellent too. I found out it's best if you cook them for at least 15 min, then leave them soak in the water for some time more before mashing them with plenty of butter.
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#18
I used to wash, cut and fry potatoes at my old job. You gotta wash cut and fry em for the best effect maaaannn.
#21
Quote by TheChaz
I used to wash, cut and fry potatoes at my old job. You gotta wash cut and fry em for the best effect maaaannn.

I did that last night. Was good.

Well I also injected some weed-laced salvia.
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#22
i love potatoes...one of the few food where its actually easier to make better than worse


not a potatoe perse but one my freind got really drunk and he started eat out a mrs potatoe head
#23
I been tryin real hard to stay clean and not touch them, but it's tough when you have a lot of friends that like to tater out every weekend
#24
Quote by supersac
i love potatoes...one of the few food where its actually easier to make better than worse


not a potatoe perse but one my freind got really drunk and he started eat out a mrs potatoe head

Mrs. Potato Head head. Huehue.
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#25
Quote by Jon777
I aspire to become a potato farmer one day. That's the dream.



Quote by Joshua Garcia
I like potato wedges.
They kind of sound like potato wedgies.
And I like wedgies.
Because wedgies make me feel like a sexy lady wearing a g string.

Edit: Graham didn't give me a thumbs up.
Now this thing is all awkward.



Quote by barden1069
Took a potato suppository once. The lining of the rectum allows much better transference of the tuber chemicals into the bloodstream. Tripped absolute balls.


Quote by snipelfritz
One time I stuck a potato all the way up my butt and then smoked some weed-laced salvia.

Um....

Quote by bradulator
I don't eat potatoes because i'm not a dirty poor famished ginger irish ****



Quote by metal4eva_22
There isn't a number high enough to express my love for potatoes.

Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#26
Quote by eGraham
I can die a happy camper now.
A happy camper with bags of potatoes.
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


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Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#27
Once I ****ed a potato, deep fried it after I jizzed in it, and then fed it to my sister.
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#28
Not funny, but I just fried up and ate a potato. It was great.

EDIT: Also, I'm totally having a post potato smoke. It was that good.
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Last edited by snipelfritz at Jan 8, 2014,
#29
Once at school my friend had a potato in his pocket. He took it out in one of our lessons and started to eat it raw.

He is my hero.



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#31
i smoked weed out of a potato


sorry, no I didn't I'm just trying to ruin this thread




being 4reals though, I ****ing love a loaded baked potato

oh shit, I have the munchies and I'm craving that shit


sorry
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Last edited by deadsmileyface at Jan 8, 2014,
#32
I actually have smoked weed out of a potato.

I definitely took the opportunity to call it a pot-tato.
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#33
potato vodka is best.
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#34
Just found out after all these years that the best way to bake a potato is to put it right on the oven rack without tin foil or anything. Just a couple of fork holes on the top.

Makes the skin crispy instead of soggy a little.
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#35
In my flat we make these special potato things, basically you just slice lots of parallel lines in them almost the whole way through, cover them with a little olive oil, pepper and salt and roast them.
They probably have a real name but we call the padillos cos they look like armadillos
#37
Quote by mystical_1
Just found out after all these years that the best way to bake a potato is to put it right on the oven rack without tin foil or anything. Just a couple of fork holes on the top.

Makes the skin crispy instead of soggy a little.


holy shit, that is some knowledge. because of this thread, I'm going to go down to the corner store, buy one single potato, bake it using this method and tell you how I feel about it.


will update with results this weekend
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#38
3 lads were getting chased by a man with a gun.
They ran into an alleyway and found 3 sacks so decided to hide in them.
The gunman kicked the first sack and the lad inside made cat noises. He kicked the second sack and the lad inside said, woof woof. Then he kicked the last sack and the lad inside said, Potatoes.
#39
Its awesome that way. You're gonna shit.
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#40
I recommend breaking up the potatoes and lacing with gravy before snorting.
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holy shit, that is some knowledge. because of this thread, I'm going to go down to the corner store, buy one single potato, bake it using this method and tell you how I feel about it.


will update with results this weekend
Looking forward to the trip report.