#1
share whether it be poo, sodomy or such




#2
i thought i had a spider bite on my left ass but it turned out to be a MRSA infection somehow

good thing this was one of the times i actually bothered with going to a doctor
#3
I had butt cancer once.
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#4
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I had butt cancer once.

stop eating gluten bb D:




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#5
One time I typed ultimae-guitar.com into my browser and I was suddenly surrounded by asses.
#6
I looked in the mirror today and found that my butt had a crack in it. Now I need to get it repaired.
#7
Wait, so is this for our best or worst butt stories? Because I'm not sure which is which.

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Classic.
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#10
This one time I was constipated and after 3 days of not been able to poo I had had enough. So I just sat on the toilet pushing and pushing until finally I felt that blessed relief. Suddenly though the relief turned to pain but it was all good I finished evacuating my bowels despite the pain only to wipe and find blood on the toilet paper. Turns out I had ripped part of my anus.
#11
Quote by DardySon
This one time I was constipated and after 3 days of not been able to poo I had had enough. So I just sat on the toilet pushing and pushing until finally I felt that blessed relief. Suddenly though the relief turned to pain but it was all good I finished evacuating my bowels despite the pain only to wipe and find blood on the toilet paper. Turns out I had ripped part of my anus.

i have to poop and now i dont want to poop incase i rip my anus
#12
I've seen anal prolapse pictures. Cannot unsee.
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#13
I've seen an anal prolapse so severe that she was using it to fuck another girl. Then the other girl started to eat out the anal prolapse.

God bless internet porn.
#14
tjose times i had to dig it out of me hair
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#15
I period 'male style' all the time... No biggie
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#16
Quote by metal4eva_22
I've seen an anal prolapse so severe that she was using it to fuck another girl. Then the other girl started to eat out the anal prolapse.

God bless internet porn.

Was that the one that that Pagan Poetry guy started that thread about? Because if it is I too have seen that.
#17
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#18
Quote by DardySon
Was that the one that that Pagan Poetry guy started that thread about? Because if it is I too have seen that.

I was sent a link to something by a user here that may or may not have anything to do with this and it was even removed of a site of unspecified subject nature because it apparently violated the TOS of even that site which may or may not be related to anything at all
#21
i've been shitting blood every other day for the past 9 years. I'm serious. Should I have this checked by a doctor?
#23
Quote by macashmack
i've been shitting blood every other day for the past 9 years. I'm serious. Should I have this checked by a doctor?
Well if you have blood in your shit it's usually a sign of some horrible internal bleeding that can be fatal, but since it's been going on for 9 years your butthole is probably just dry and chapped and you're ripping it open with your poop ass.
#25
In 7th grade I was running from the hall monitors during lunch and as I was making my final leap towards freedom I tripped, did a somersault past some teachers, and ended up mooning the entire school.
#27
Quote by genghisgandhi
since you qualify it with 'I'm serious' you obviously know you should.

Yea I'm seeing the doctor later this week, I'll ask him then.

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Well if you have blood in your shit it's usually a sign of some horrible internal bleeding that can be fatal, but since it's been going on for 9 years your butthole is probably just dry and chapped and you're ripping it open with your poop ass.

this makes sense.
#28
Quote by Jehuty
One word: dingleberries

By the way, what's an anal prolapse? I get a feeling I know what it is but I don't want to google it in case of mental scarring.

It's the same as a pink sock
#30
Quote by Jehuty
One word: dingleberries

By the way, what's an anal prolapse? I get a feeling I know what it is but I don't want to google it in case of mental scarring.

Inside-out butt.
*parp*
#31
Quote by genghisgandhi
I don't know what that is either.

It's when you stick your dick up a lasses butt unlubed and pull out like you're yanking on the starter cord of a chain saw. This will cause the butthole to invert itself and for the anus to hang externally (also known as a prolapsed anus), it resembles a pink sock.