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I've had a clogged pore on my right shoulder for a few years now. It's just a bump, the size of a nut, and it is painless to touch. You guys have any ideas how I could open the pore and extract whatever's inside? (Really not liking the aspect of a medical procedure.)
#2
It's claimed that the juices from inside these pores bring the consumer eternal life.


Ya know, kinda like jesus juice.
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#4
How can doing it yourself in any way be more likeable than a medical procedure? I don't think it's a good idea to poke around at home with some random sharp utensils.
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And do not forget to film your attempt and report back with results. Good luck TS, I believe in you.


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#7
put a syringe in it and hook up a tube from the syringe to your mouth. Then drink the pus out. It's the only way.
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Quote by Acϵ♠
put a syringe in it and hook up a tube from the syringe to your mouth. Then drink the pus out. It's the only way.

you could put a vacuum like machine at the other end instead of the mouth.
#9
Lance it with something pointy and sterile and then apply antibiotics until the bacteria become resistant to it.

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you could put a vacuum like machine at the other end instead of the mouth.

Sorry bud, your mum is booked til August. It's the only way.
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you could put a vacuum like machine at the other end instead of the mouth.

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#11
Squeezing it does nothing? You could go to the doctor or poke at it with sharp stuff, although I would recommend Googling a little on how to do it safely.
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#13
I had one in the middle of my chest so I went to the doctor and he opened it with a scalpel. I didnt have any anesthesia either so it hurt a lot. I still have the scars on my chest.
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I had one in the middle of my chest so I went to the doctor and he opened it with a scalpel. I didnt have any anesthesia either so it hurt a lot. I still have the scars on my chest.

pics of chest or it didn't happen >.>
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I've had a clogged pore on my right shoulder for a few years now. It's just a bump, the size of a nut, and it is painless to touch. You guys have any ideas how I could open the pore and extract whatever's inside? (Really not liking the aspect of a medical procedure.)

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Quote by Andrea55
I had one in the middle of my chest so I went to the doctor and he opened it with a scalpel. I didnt have any anesthesia either so it hurt a lot. I still have the scars on my chest.

That doesn't seem very professional...Seems like they'd use anesthesia.
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#18
Run into a concrete wall as fast as you can, smashing your shoulder into it. When you wake up it'll be gone
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#24
Boil a razorblade, apply vodka to the troublesome area, drink the rest of the vodka, get your sober mate to make a small slash across the top. Then squeeze. Superglue that shit shut, apply arnica gel throughout the healing process to minimize scarring.*

After the nastiness inside you is released you can finally embrace god.

* I have no medical experience whatsoever, but everything seems like a great idea when you're drunk.
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#25
Are you sure it's a clogged pore? It might be a tumor. I had one on my gums right above one of my wisdom teeth. Get that checked out first.
#26
why would you even make a thread.... nevermind


just jab it with a needle (medical syringe, a ****ing clean one you junkie) and pull the plunger TS
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#27
I've had a few of those things over the years, initially on my ear. I used sterilised sowing needles, pins and eventually a razor blade to make the incision but no amount of squeezing was able to do the trick - I didn't have a medical syringe. In the end I went to the doctor who lanced it and got it sorted in less than a minute. The results of my tampering is a bit of a cauliflower ear. Since then I've just gone to the doctor and I'd recommend that, especially given the relief you feel counters any need for anaesthetic.
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#28
Opening the thing up with sharp objects by myself is definitely something I don't wanna joke around with. From what I've read, doing it yourself could lead to sepsis and consequently death. Apparently, the doctor is the safest way. But even that procedure can potentially go wrong.

I was thinking more in the line of substances (like those special salts (which I've already tried) which I could apply topically and would start sucking the thing out, perhaps forcing the pore to unclog.
#31
If you clog up your pores, you're gonna sweat elsewhere; under your ears, on your tongue, on your forehead. If you clog those up, then you're gonna get a breath problem. And if you clog up everything, then you're gonna sweat inside and get cancer.

And that's scientific fact.
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Don't you have one of these lying aroung ? You know what to do TS.

If it doesnt work, use a soldering iron and get rid of that thing.
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Quote by BladeSlinger
That doesn't seem very professional...Seems like they'd use anesthesia.

Yup, they did put a "numbing" cream but it didnt help at all. I havent seen that doctor since. It was like 3 years ago so yeah.
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#36
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ew that's awful

I can't even imagine having that


That tool the doc's using is pretty handy though
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#37
I love cyst videos
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#38
Quote by Andrea55
Yup, they did put a "numbing" cream but it didnt help at all. I havent seen that doctor since. It was like 3 years ago so yeah.

That's so unprofessional. You mean he used a cream instead of that piece of wood you bite on? Ouch.
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Quote by Minicaxotinho
That's so unprofessional. You mean he used a cream instead of that piece of wood you bite on? Ouch.

It was lidocaine prilocaine I think and he's a very unprofessional doctor.
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