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#1
approach women and still gets laid?

like do chicks always come to you instead of the other way around
#2
Threads with that smiley face are always ****ing awful. This thread included.
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#3
yep
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What does a girl have to do to get it in the butt thats all I ever wanted from you. Why, Ace? Why? I clean my asshole every night hoping and wishing and it never happens.
Bitches be Crazy.

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#4
Totally.
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#7
Totes.
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#8
It's about 50/50 for me.

So I guess the answer would be no. Very nice thread by the way, lots of purpose
#9
Yes.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


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#10
I talked to a girl once
I'm gonna suffer for the rest of my life

But I will always find a way to survive
#11
Grow some balls and talk to a girl TS
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#12
I just play them some wonderwall, bitches love wonderwall.
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#15
Yeah im a proper ladies man, when I play my wubs all the hunneys spray in their panties

Hmu if u agre
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#16
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I just play them some wonderwall, bitches love wonderwall.

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#18
yes, but it doesn't count because they're all bar sluts after shows, just touch a guitar and those ones will **** you.
Last edited by Lt. Shinysides at Jan 13, 2014,
#19
Quote by TheChaz
Chicks approach me for my looks and avoid me for my bland personality.

Yup, so nowadays I just don't talk much at all. Play up that 'mysterious guy' act. Gets me laid everytime.

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#20
It's happened more often than not to me but only because I'm shy as all hell.

Cut your damn hair and take a ****ing shower and it might happen to you.
#21
Quote by Lt. Shinysides
yes, but it doesn't count because they're all bar sluts after shows, just touch a guitar and those ones will **** you.
You should be more grateful.
#22
Quote by the bartender
I just play them some wonderwall, bitches love wonderwall.


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#23
Quote by shwilly
*goodguygreg*

This is more like me:
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#27
Quote by captainsnazz
yeh m8 gud 1 yeh lol


Yeah it's like 50/50 but it's more organic than that anyway.

Yeah I don't know what 'approach' would mean in real life?

See a girl you've never spoken to whatsoever and just randomly go up to her? I'm always just introduced to people and then get talking to them
#29
Quote by Lt. Shinysides
yes, but it doesn't count because they're all bar sluts after shows, just touch a guitar and those ones will **** you.


my tambura brings all the cros to the yard

they're like, daj mi kurac
Quote by yellowfrizbee
What does a girl have to do to get it in the butt thats all I ever wanted from you. Why, Ace? Why? I clean my asshole every night hoping and wishing and it never happens.
Bitches be Crazy.

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#30
I've been searching for the meaning of life for my entire life...

then I found this thread
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I like you. Compassionate and strong. Glad theres people like you.

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Wake up people!
#31
No I have to show them how fat my wallet is.
Whats goes around must come down
#32
I'm actually really bad at picking up hints from women who are interested. So a lot of times, they just give me their number without me asking. But as far as sex? No a chick has never been like "yo what's up stranger, let's ****"
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#33
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I'm actually really bad at picking up hints from women who are interested. So a lot of times, they just give me their number without me asking. But as far as sex? No a chick has never been like "yo what's up stranger, let's ****"

I'm really bad at picking up hints. I've had some girls take interest in me where even I noticed though. My current girlfriend was introduced to me through a friend but I did the rest.
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#34
If porn sites have shown me anything, to get a girl all you have to do is go to an interview for a job
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#36
Quote by cha33 armstrong
If porn sites have shown me anything, to get a girl all you have to do is go to an interview for a job


And that 9/10 times if you're an ugly ****er the more likely you are to get laid.
Dance in the moonlight my old friend twilight


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What's this about ****ing corpses? My UG senses were tingling.
#37
They approach me but I neg them anyways
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

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#39
Bitches be comin up on me like I'm a bitch magnet

I have a rare skin disorder that causes my sweat to smell like salami. Dogs follow me everywhere.
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#40
Quote by Acϵ♠
my tambura brings all the cros to the yard

they're like, daj mi kurac





real talks, I used to do Kolo with all the other croatians as a kid. bitches LOVE them some tambura. it sounds like the adriatic and wet panties to me these days
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