#1
The US Government and Police departments of this country are now installing devices into your body to create severe pain.

They are installing devices into your head,mouth,shoulder,penis,vagina, once these devices are installed you automatically black out at night, they then proceed to enter your home, and install more of this crap into your body.

They want to hear every conversation you are having and control every aspect of your life, all in effort to line their pockets with money, with disregard to your life, and your family's life.

Help stop this atrocity by spreading the word to as many people as possible.
#2
The PAIN device in my body is my HEART because it ACHES for YOU
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#3
AND PAAAINNNN

It's over simplified, So what!

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#6
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AND PAAAINNNN


I didn't even recognize this at first.

Holy 1990s
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#9
Clubber Lang... what's your prediction for the fight?
"PAIN"
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#10
Quote by b189
The US Government and Police departments of this country are now installing devices into your body to create severe pain.

They are installing devices into your head,mouth,shoulder,penis,vagina, once these devices are installed you automatically black out at night, they then proceed to enter your home, and install more of this crap into your body.

They want to hear every conversation you are having and control every aspect of your life, all in effort to line their pockets with money, with disregard to your life, and your family's life.

Help stop this atrocity by spreading the word to as many people as possible.

Something tells me that's not why your butt hurts.
#12
Quote by Andrea55
I want one!


Right?! It's like, I'm paying all these taxes, and I don't even get one of these futuristic devices? I bet it's going to all the poor people and we have to buy our own
#14
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This thread belongs in a trash can

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#17
I feel like UG gets the most up to date and controversial news in any website forum ever.

Thank you for bringing this monosecular plot to our attention. The world needs you...

ALEX JONES
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#18
this sounds very unlegit...where this guy hear this? that's right doesn't say...
#19
No! You've let them know that you know, now they're going to make you have an "accident". Not to worry though, your sacrifice shall be remembered.
#20
Quote by progdude93
Right?! It's like, I'm paying all these taxes, and I don't even get one of these futuristic devices? I bet it's going to all the poor people and we have to buy our own

Stoopid poor people! Like if they're really poor.
STಠ_ಠ
#21
If the U.S. Government decides to stick a tracking device up your ass, you say "thank you", and God Bless America.
#23
Quote by eGraham
The PAIN device in my body is my HEART because it ACHES for YOU

woah