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#3
Dat alarm-ringing URL.
o()o

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yes every night of my entire life i go to bed crying because i wasnt born american
#7
Nah, brah. Being straight up sexist might get you laid, but it won't get you a long-term relationship. What you really need to do is be manipulative and guilt-trip her into spending time with you. After all, a woman is merely a vending machine that gives you sex in exchange for "nice coins".

*something involving fedoras*
#10
Protip: If you beat them it will slowly wear away their self-esteem until they are too weak to leave you.
#11
Me: hey
Girl: hello
Me: what are you doing out of the kitchen
Girl: *legs quiver*
(floor suddenly becomes wet)
You hit 'em and they get back up
I hit 'em and they stay down
- Frank Castle
#13
Quote by Lt. Shinysides
ha.

this thread is cute coming from this guy.

OP, do us a favor: submit us a picture of what you look like.


he is hairy as ****

you dont want to see
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If women can be annoyed there arent any women incongress I should be allowed to be pissed off there are no members of pink floyd or the beatles in congress.
#14
Quote by TunerAddict
he is hairy as ****

you dont want to see

Last edited by Philip_pepper at Jan 14, 2014,
#15
that's porn philip




#16
Quote by MinterMan22
that's porn philip

No it isn't. You know what's porn? DVDA. Double Vaginal, Double Anal. But hey man, it doesn't have to be. DVDA can just mean, "Hey, wanna hang out? We can just chill out have some buds. With my three other buds, it's cool."
#18
Quote by Philip_pepper
No it isn't. You know what's porn? DVDA. Double Vaginal, Double Anal. But hey man, it doesn't have to be. DVDA can just mean, "Hey, wanna hang out? We can just chill out have some buds. With my three other buds, it's cool."




cba fixing that but yeah that was hilarious
#22
that is why you aren't getting laid
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#24
Quote by genghisgandhi
holy crap he is hairy. like, minterman hair.


I've seen him mention a few times he's greek, or at least I think I have.

xaxa

except i'm pretty hairless and there's a lot of negro blood in me as well




#25
Quote by MinterMan22
xaxa

except i'm pretty hairless and there's a lot of negro blood in me as well


No way! Do you steal TVs?
#26
I heard rumors about Phillip liking beastiality, but a leopard? That's just dangerous.
"Dude, am I really thinking or am I, just like, thinking that I'm thinking?" -Bill Nye

CHIMPS>WOLVES

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I don't believe the Big Bang
#27
Quote by genghisgandhi


holy crap he is hairy. like, minterman hair.


I've seen him mention a few times he's greek, or at least I think I have.
Has there ever been any other documented cases of a leopard and a gorilla mating in the wild?
"Dude, am I really thinking or am I, just like, thinking that I'm thinking?" -Bill Nye

CHIMPS>WOLVES

Quote by progdude93
I don't believe the Big Bang
#30
To be honest, the only thing I can see Phillip having sex with is himself wearing a wig.
Join the 7 String Legion!

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#32
Quote by Mister A.J.
To be honest, the only thing I can see Phillip having sex with is himself wearing a wig.


Pft, that's a Sunday evening to me.
#34
Quote by Lt. Shinysides

OP, do us a favor: submit us a picture of what you look like.

There's several on his profile
Quote by Philip_pepper
Here's a candid picture of me.


I'm a little shy...



****in hell
this is not doing us a favour
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#35
Then there was that one bitch who said "Omg is chivalry dead." It created a shitty movement, and now no one knows anything about anything.

The end.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#36
Quote by Hydra150
There's several on his profile
****in hell
this is not doing us a favour


Come on Hydra.

Just give in to me.

Enough with these games.
#37
Quote by Philip_pepper
Come on Hydra.

Just give in to me.

Enough with these games.

The only thing Hydra's gon give you is some rogaine for dat receding hairline.
#38
wow that website.

hey can we pull an andrew johnson + the tenure act and make up a new rule that philip is bound to break so we can ban him?
i don't know why i feel so dry
#39
Quote by JackWhiteIsButts
The only thing Hydra's gon give you is some rogaine for dat receding hairline.


It won't recede our love, however.
#40
Let be known that stratkat gets laid, and will continue to get laid, at least 4 times a year, until his dick breaks.

That said I guess some girls could be into playing the 'lol I'm a girl' role.
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