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#3
It's going to suck never being able to have the sensation of touch in your hands ever again.
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#4
Quote by necrosis1193
It's going to suck never being able to have the sensation of touch in your hands ever again.


Naw man 'cuz itll be in the future and they will just put all your old nerves in your bionic parts and then let you turn feeling on and off with your brain.
#5
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Quote by necrosis1193
It's going to suck never being able to have the sensation of touch in your hands ever again.
no see i've thought this through, i'm gonna leave the extrinsic and intrinsic muscles of the hand intact and just have the bionic arm built into and around all the flesh and bone being stripped away from my human arm. Nerves and muscles will be supplied through an open circulatory system enclosed within the bionic arm, with pumps to assist the flow of blood back into the cardiovascular system.
#6
quit ****ing around guys it's 2014 why haven't my bones received titanium reinforcement

(removing the long bones in your limbs would get rid of most of your bone marrow so your immune system would be boned (hah) so until i can figure out a backup for that we can't replace the humerus and femurs in their entirety)
#8
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then I'll play guitar with them and no one can tell me I don't play with feeling.


Totally different kind of feeling man. That feeling comes from the heart or genitals or whatever.
#11
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#13
Tired limbs, huh?
Sounds like you've been doing you-know-what a little too much, Jay......


Building gundam models. You need to stop. I'm not even going to ask how you use your legs for this, but I know it isn't healthy.
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#15
Quote by Amuro Jay
is your penis a limb?

if it's big enough to be one i'm gonna need pics

for science



Yes... For science....
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#16
I'll never get tired cuz I'll be piloting a gundam. Even for the most mundane task. Aw yeh

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#17
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Tired limbs, huh?
Sounds like you've been doing you-know-what a little too much, Jay......


Building gundam models. You need to stop. I'm not even going to ask how you use your legs for this, but I know it isn't healthy.

this made me laugh if i was still a mod i would not ban you
#19
Quote by Amuro Jay
is your penis a limb?

if it's big enough to be one i'm gonna need pics

for science


the mystery is the beauty of it


but this is a fairly accurate representation

#21
Quote by Amuro Jay
this made me laugh if i was still a mod i would not ban you
i just want what's best for you bby
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If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


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#22
Bionic peni!
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#28
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Bionic legs.
the best part is bionic feet

because real feet suck so much. they smell and they hurt and they're ugly.

if i could choose between bionic legs or bionic arms, i'd go with legs, for that reason only

and i could get a slim model to wear skinny jeans and my thighs wouldn't be so big.
#29
Quote by Amuro Jay
the best part is bionic feet

because real feet suck so much. they smell and they hurt and they're ugly.

if i could choose between bionic legs or bionic arms, i'd go with legs, for that reason only

and i could get a slim model to wear skinny jeans and my thighs wouldn't be so big.
Actually I agree with this and it's entirety.
Except that last line. I don't know what to make of that.
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If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#30
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Actually I agree with this and it's entirety.
Except that last line. I don't know what to make of that.



You could like change your leg size at will and wear different types of jeans all the time!
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#31
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Actually I agree with this and it's entirety.
Except that last line. I don't know what to make of that.
skinny jeans are sexy

my thighs are too big for skinny jeans

maybe it's my butt idk

point is, i need to be sexy so bionic legs are the way to go
#33
I think I'd just walk around without pants if I had robot legs.
I thought this was the American dream.
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Another year lost to the blue line
#35
So if you fap with a bionic hand, would it be like giving yourself a stranger without sitting on your hand to make it numb?
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#37
get a bionic 12 inch dick. It will last forever, you get hard when ever you want. But you will never feel. Pros weigh out the cons???
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#38
Quote by Amuro Jay
and i'll never get tired because it'll be the future and they'll be powered by my bloodflow in the way hydroelectric dams work.

Discuss.


I don't agree with your lifestyle.
#39
Quote by k.lainad
get a bionic 12 inch dick. It will last forever, you get hard when ever you want. But you will never feel. Pros weigh out the cons???

"Never feel" like feel emotions?

Because that's pretty much me already.

I'm like an aspie Ron Jeremy.
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#40
Quote by k.lainad
get a bionic 12 inch dick. It will last forever, you get hard when ever you want. But you will never feel. Pros weigh out the cons???
Quote by SGstriker
If KFC is finger-licking good, then people would probably suck dicks for Popeyes. That's how good it is.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
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