#1
Hi guys, this beautiful lady is our very own phillip's girlfriend.




The doll comes from Redditor UGer zeppelin_weapon phillip_pepper and features everything a prospective samurai needs to walk his lonely path through life.


Oh man, she even provided the juicy details on how he met her.

If you would like to try this at home, from what I can make out, you will need: papier mâché, a knee brace, masking tape, four used bodega bags with the receipt left inside, crinkled Cover Girl ads circa 1998 when Sarah Michelle Gellar was last famous, thermal underwear, a balloon, a black wig, a sweatshirt hood, generic brand lotion, rolled up towels, errant pieces of fabric, tennis shoes (they’re just more practical than heels), the entire contents of a Chinatown dumpster, and a sh*t ton of free time.






http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2014/01/horrifying-homemade-sex-doll/
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Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#2
The doll comes from Redditor


of course
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#4
okay, this was not funny.

next thread.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#6
Hawt
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽ WE ARE ROB ༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽
#7
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
okay, this was not funny.

next thread.

yes it is
Quote by Sliide90027
But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


Quote by MusicLord16
BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#8
This has been done like years ago.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#9
It's just not possible for this to not come from a Redditurd.


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#10
that first one (not in spoiler) is her talking to her therapist about philip

poor girl
Quote by Sliide90027
But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


Quote by MusicLord16
BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#12
I think I've seen this before. I am no less disgusted the second time than the first.
Not sure if a sig is a necessity.
#18
Phil, You stud.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#25
aww man i know women scare you but don't be afraid to ask her yourself

she is your girlfriend after all
Quote by Sliide90027
But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


Quote by MusicLord16
BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#27
Quote by Philip_pepper
I got a question.

Does she do anal?

Pls respond.

Fucking an ass is not the same as anal.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#29
Quote by Philip_pepper
I got a question.

Does she do anal?

Pls respond.

My campaign worked.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#31
Quote by Philip_pepper
I got a question.

Does she do anal?

Pls respond.

no, she's not a whore
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Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...