Poll: favorite type of wank
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View poll results: favorite type of wank
soft wank
3 6%
hard wank
7 14%
average wank
12 24%
violent wank
3 6%
crying wank
12 24%
sweaty wank
4 8%
tentacle wank
3 6%
testacle wank
0 0%
ten testicle wank
7 14%
Voters: 51.
#2
the one where you cry after
Eat your pheasant
Drink your wine
Your days are numbered, bourgeois swine!
#4
pokey bum wank
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#6
the one where the orgasm is only like a 5/10 orgasm and you feel really disappointed and ashamed afterwards.
bawitaba a bang a bang diggy diggy diggy sed the boogie sed up jump the boogie
#7
wtf is with you and tentacles?
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#8
Quote by Joshua Garcia
wtf is with you and tentacles?


look at his avatar

now back to me
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#9
Quote by RylanThePotato
the one where the orgasm is only like a 5/10 orgasm and you feel really disappointed and ashamed afterwards.

___

Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#10
Quote by Joshua Garcia
wtf is with you and tentacles?

Whats with you and cats?

Squids are the master race
¯\_()_/¯
#11
the type where I use your mom's beaver instead of my hand




#12
Quote by CaptainCanti
Whats with you and cats?

Squids are the master race
cuz im a cool cat. check the club.
http://groups.ultimate-guitar.com/reallycoolcats/

wheres yours? oh thats right you don't have one because suqids are like a hella gay.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#13
Quote by MinterMan22
the type where I use your mom's beaver instead of my hand

Bestiality 101 right here
¯\_()_/¯
#15
good job you've successfully derailed your own thread from wanking to cats vs squids. you dumb, kid.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#17
Quote by CaptainCanti
Bestiality 101 right here

you'd know all about ****ing animals wouldn't you bud




#19
The one where you work yourself up nice and slowly, almost intimately, and then finish in what I like to call the "lightning round"
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#22
Quote by Colgate Total
the kind with a finger in my butt


The kind with a finger in his butt.
#23
The stranger! Sit on your hand until it goes numb, then pleasure yourself! It's like someone else is giving you a hand job!!
#24
A blowjob doesn't count as a wank? I see it as a subcontractor wank job...
Quote by DarkLiquor
I like you. Compassionate and strong. Glad theres people like you.

"What is the best kind of slave to have? One who does not realize they are a slave"
Wake up people!
#25
I hate those wanks where you really have to go for it to blow, like the first 3 times your nearly there and it's so intense that you give up.
#26
Quote by shelovemyguitar
A blowjob doesn't count as a wank? I see it as a subcontractor wank job...

It's certainly more pleasurable than lotion.
#27
I start off slow, then get faster, then all over your mom's face
Quote by Night
wtf is a selfie? is that like, touching yourself or something?
Last edited by Wiegenlied at Jan 18, 2014,
#28
Quote by crazysam23_Atax
It's certainly more pleasurable than lotion.

Lotion's for pussies...
Quote by DarkLiquor
I like you. Compassionate and strong. Glad theres people like you.

"What is the best kind of slave to have? One who does not realize they are a slave"
Wake up people!
#30
The kind where you're so horny you start leaking. And you smear the precum all over your penis head and its all sensitive and you're moaning like crazy. And then you ****ing explode with 8 big spurts flying all over the place and you planned to shoot it on your bare chest, but it shoots out with such a velocity that the first spurt flies over your head, the second and third one are shot straight in your own face so you can taste it on your lips, the rest get all over your chest. And its so ****ing intense you can't even moan, you just sit there with a face.
And then the girl who has watched you on omegle with her tits out is like "Yummy "
#32
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽ WE ARE ROB ༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽
#33
Quote by -Mantra-
The kind where you're so horny you start leaking. And you smear the precum all over your penis head and its all sensitive and you're moaning like crazy. And then you ****ing explode with 8 big spurts flying all over the place and you planned to shoot it on your bare chest, but it shoots out with such a velocity that the first spurt flies over your head, the second and third one are shot straight in your own face so you can taste it on your lips, the rest get all over your chest. And its so ****ing intense you can't even moan, you just sit there with a face.
And then the girl who has watched you on omegle with her tits out is like "Yummy "

This one. This one right here.


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo