#3
but they aint messin with no bogan jiggas

SHE TAKE MY MONEY

WHEN IN SYDNEY

SHE TAKE MY MONEY

WHEN IN SYDNEYY

now i aint saying she a golddigger

but she aint messin with no bogan jiggas
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#5
Poor obscene, no money = no women
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#6
yeah and the worst part is there's like 5 brothels withing a few kms of my house

I mean if you're gonna go after a gold digger, you may as well go to a brothel where sex is guaranteed and you don't even have to go shopping
It's over simplified, So what!

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#7
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yeah and the worst part is there's like 5 brothels withing a few kms of my house

I mean if you're gonna go after a gold digger, you may as well go to a brothel where sex is guaranteed and you don't even have to go shopping

Marriage basically is prostitution. Might as well cut the middle man and just pay for the sex.
#8
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Australian women suck.


Now, Austrian women. That's where it's at.


Everyone talks about Swedish women but Austrian women are absolutely gorgeous. Two of the most beautiful, loveliest girls I've ever met were both waitresses at this hotel I stayed at in Austria.
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#9
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Everyone talks about Swedish women but Austrian women are absolutely gorgeous. Two of the most beautiful, loveliest girls I've ever met were both waitresses at this hotel I stayed at in Austria.

In Germany, we like to say that Austrians poop off mountain cliffs. So watch out.
#10
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Everyone talks about Swedish women but Austrian women are absolutely gorgeous. Two of the most beautiful, loveliest girls I've ever met were both waitresses at this hotel I stayed at in Austria.


kno wh'I'm sayin?
#11
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Everyone talks about Swedish women but Austrian women are absolutely gorgeous. Two of the most beautiful, loveliest girls I've ever met were both waitresses at this hotel I stayed at in Austria.

I think I'm going to have to ask for photographic evidence.
#15
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Eastern Europe = best anywhere. I've rammed a Hungarian girl and DAAAAAMN she was fine.

No way dude. Bulgarians is where it's at. Plus, they are easier to impress. Take her to your home and turn the lights on. She'll think you're a wizard.
#17
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kno wh'I'm sayin?


ah kno wh' ur sayin

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I think I'm going to have to ask for photographic evidence.


This was maybe 6-7 years ago and I didn't really go around taking pictures of Austrian waitresses.
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#18
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This was maybe 6-7 years ago and I didn't really go around taking pictures of Austrian waitresses.

Well, you screwed up there buddy
#19
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ah kno wh' ur sayin


This was maybe 6-7 years ago and I didn't really go around taking pictures of Austrian waitresses.

So you're a liar?
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#20
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Marriage basically is prostitution. Might as well cut the middle man and just pay for the sex.

Most of the girls I know split all costs with their partner. The only chicks I know who get all their stuff paid for are the ones who are dating someone waaaaay older than them... and yeah, those girls are not exactly looking for romance.


I personally ain't messin' with no broke niggas because I don't want a gold digger husband My fiance lived in my apartment for free for a year on the terms that he paid for utilities and bought groceries; I think that's a fair trade for not having to pay rent. Now we just split rent/groceries/etc. In fact I just gave him my card to go get some stuff for himself before his paycheck comes in.
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#21
Philip.

Please.
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#23
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Most of the girls I know split all costs with their partner. The only chicks I know who get all their stuff paid for are the ones who are dating someone waaaaay older than them... and yeah, those girls are not exactly looking for romance.


The girls who are going for older guys, are they attractive?
#24
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The girls who are going for older guys, are they attractive?

Very. They're generally not interested in romance, like I said, because they got harangued by dudes who liked them and grew a distaste eventually. But they're hot so they can trophy wife it (I know a few dudes in the same case).

My fiance and I decided if we end up having to split up, we'll find sugar mommies/daddies and hang out when they're not around. Actually one of my friends has been with her bf for years now and she had a sugar daddy who still wanted her to keep dating someone her age; he just wanted someone to buy nice dresses for and take to operas, and her bf was broke at the time so he was totally cool with it. They'd often sell the dresses afterward and go out for dates.
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#25
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Very. They're generally not interested in romance, like I said, because they got harangued by dudes who liked them and grew a distaste eventually. But they're hot so they can trophy wife it (I know a few dudes in the same case).

My fiance and I decided if we end up having to split up, we'll find sugar mommies/daddies and hang out when they're not around. Actually one of my friends has been with her bf for years now and she had a sugar daddy who still wanted her to keep dating someone her age; he just wanted someone to buy nice dresses for and take to operas, and her bf was broke at the time so he was totally cool with it. They'd often sell the dresses afterward and go out for dates.

What if you're too old to have sugarmommies/daddies?
#26
One of my sister's friends was talking once about how an older guy at a casino would pay her 10k just for a blow job.

I mean, for 10k...
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#27
^ Yeah, if this was offered to me then I would call my fiance, he would probably say 'Yeah go for it as long as you know for sure that he is clean', and then we could go on vacation together somewhere fun.


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What if you're too old to have sugarmommies/daddies?

It's not about being young, it's about being hot Which is generally pretty easy if you consistently work out. Anyway it's mostly a joke lol
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#28
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^ Yeah, if this was offered to me then I would call my fiance, he would probably say 'Yeah go for it as long as you know for sure that he is clean', and then we could go on vacation together somewhere fun.


It's not about being young, it's about being hot Which is generally pretty easy if you consistently work out. Anyway it's mostly a joke lol

Does your boyfriend like to get pegged?
#29
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Does your fiance like to get pegged?

I don't think he's ever tried it. If you're implying something, you should just say it
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#30
He's asking for a friend
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#32
Quote by vintage x metal
Most of the girls I know split all costs with their partner. The only chicks I know who get all their stuff paid for are the ones who are dating someone waaaaay older than them... and yeah, those girls are not exactly looking for romance.


I personally ain't messin' with no broke niggas because I don't want a gold digger husband My fiance lived in my apartment for free for a year on the terms that he paid for utilities and bought groceries; I think that's a fair trade for not having to pay rent. Now we just split rent/groceries/etc. In fact I just gave him my card to go get some stuff for himself before his paycheck comes in.

That's the way my girlfriend and I work things. I thought this was the norm in this day and age
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#33
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That's the way my girlfriend and I work things. I thought this was the norm in this day and age

Yeah. If one of us is broke, the other helps out - otherwise neither of us can have fun.
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#34
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#35
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Yeah. If one of us is broke, the other helps out - otherwise neither of us can have fun.

I rather never be broke and always have fun. Grab life by the horns.