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#1
I bought a handheld microscope off Amazon for $15 and recently picked up a guitar I haven't really played in years since I've made an upgrade. The strings look disgusting under the microscope (100x magnification). A shot from my relatively new set of strings on my other guitar is shown as well.



Also, what else do you want to see under the microscope?
#3
I'll be honest, I thought you were doing a 'before and after' shot. The first one doesn't look that bad at all.

Oh. I just found out you did an 'after and before' shot. They look the same
#5
tits or gtfo

I have one of those little microscope things too, they're pretty sweet. Good for looking at records and styli.
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#6
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Also, what else do you want to see under the microscope?


Your dick OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
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#9
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why is this a thread?

This is a perfect opportunity for scientific exploration of the Pit.


I think the next logical thing to be observed is a pube

.. or an ant or something
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#10
Ant pube
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#11
I have some really old strings on an acoustic I got from a garage sale and they're really shit.
#12
do a booger




#15
A butthole hair. See if it's all gnarly.
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#16
Make UG the first non-medical website to feature a pube at a high magnification.

I smell nobel prizes!
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#17
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This is a perfect opportunity for scientific exploration of the Pit.


I think the next logical thing to be observed is a pube

.. or an ant or something



Ass.
Thats what I was gonna say.
Hmmm....

Masturbate, blow your load on an ant.

Thats what I wanna see under your microscope.
#18
I don't have a microscope, else I would oblige.
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#19
That doesn't look disgusting though.
Also, don't do a pube or an anus hair, that's just gross.

Do the whole anus itself. Like, see how far the rabbit hole goes. And add a flash light.
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#20
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This is a perfect opportunity for scientific exploration of the Pit.


I think the next logical thing to be observed is a pube

.. or an ant or something


Snacks!

To kill us!

To kill snacks!
o()o

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#27
If it isn't a battery then it must be a battery.

Or a robot's nipple
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#30
nah


It's k, you can use it without guessing You'll never guess it correctly anyway.


EDIT: sickman is really close, so close I might as well accept that
#31
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Make UG the first non-medical website to feature a pube at a high magnification.

I smell nobel prizes!

I think a beard hair will suffice, they look pretty much like pubes anyways

x100 magnification

#33
It's the inside of one of these

So yeah, sickman got it. Sickman, you can now use this as an album cover
#38
Sorry, but this is crap based on aesthetics alone (at a microscopic level, too). Play what feels right to you. Wanna know how much difference the strings actually make to the sound? New strings sound a bit brighter... new or old strings are not the make or break, be all or end all of the recording process, as this thread I made aaaaages ago basically proves.

Thread


#rekt


This was just an excuse to show off your microscope, wasn't it?
Hey, look. Sigs are back.
#39
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Sorproves.
#rekt


All that thread really tells us is that the strings you put on were clearer than the ones you had- we don't know if that's because of the design of the strings (normal vs cobalt) or the wear and tear on the old ones. I wouldn't be surprised if it was the strings just being new, but we can't tell from that. There was definitely a serious difference in sound though.

If anyone has serious picture requests they should place them.
"This one is machine and nerve, and has its mind concluded
This one is but flesh and faith, and is the more deluded."
#40
Only really posted that because his title claims old strings sound shit - don't think that's the case at all, based on results in the thread I linked to
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