Poll: realistically how many can you handle?
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View poll results: realistically how many can you handle?
one. anymore, then I start losing concentration thinking about fantasy football trades
24 24%
two. one on my dikk, one on my face and we can rotate
44 44%
anymore than two I need a blue pill
18 18%
four. one will watch while I bang another, and the other two will eat eachother out
13 13%
five. one licking my balls,one sucking my dick,one on my face,fingering the other two with my hands
24 24%
how much coke am I on?
47 47%
Voters: 100.
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#1
so I'm watching this porno where 1 dude is taking on 5 bitches at once and i'm thinking that guy is really living the dream; ; that's ancient rome level debauchery right there. caligula would be proud.

realistically though, if I were in that situation I doubt I'd perform well

i'd probably blow my load with the first chick lined up it would just be sensory overload
#2
6.

If we're talking realistically, you can only please 6 women "well" simultaneously, unless you have one of those weird double dicks.
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so I'm watching this porno where 1 dude is taking on 5 bitches at once and i'm thinking that guy is really living the dream; ; that's ancient rome level debauchery right there. caligula would be proud.

realistically though, if I were in that situation I doubt I'd perform well

i'd probably blow my load with the first chick lined up it would just be sensory overload

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i'd probably blow my load with the first chick lined up it would just be sensory overload

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#14
Well you can have one or two on your dick
and one on your face
and you have two hands for two or more girls (up to 10)
and two feet for two or more girls as long as they happen to have a foot fetish (up to 10)
and then you have an asshole so that's another one

so basically maximum 25 girls if you are really lucky and have acrobatic hands

for me i'm just trying for one
#18
One is enough of a chore.
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#23
2 is enough.

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#24
honestly never tried mroe than 2
i dont have the hand eye coordination and after that
i doubt id be able to seriously give each the attention they deserve

unless they are doing alot of the work
#28
Anything more than one is never as satisfying as it sounds. Too many moving parts, kinda like 69 is not as good an idea as many think it is. Can't enjoy yourself and keep your head in the game, as it were.

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#29
Probably just one and i've never really understood why i would want to have sex with more than one girl at a time anyway.
Obviously i can only stick my penis in two vaginas at the same time. So what do i need the other girl for? Unless the other chick is willing to eat my ass out (she most likely wouldn't be) i can't really think of a way in which she could contribute to my enjoyment.
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#30
Guys, TS is just sitting there with jizz on his stomach as he posted this
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Guys, TS is just sitting there with jizz on his stomach as he posted this


who the hell jizzes on their stomach?

you're just exposing your own vulgarities
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#33
I would probably like to try 3 but only if it's a 3 way thing. Like not me pleasing 2 other girls doing nothing with each other. I think I'd prefer with a single woman though, this way I can have all my attention and focus on her y'know? Quality over quantity lads...

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Probably just one and i've never really understood why i would want to have sex with more than one girl at a time anyway.
Obviously i can't only stick my penis in two vaginas at the same time. So what do i need the other girl for? Unless the other chick is willing to eat my ass out (she most likely wouldn't be) i can't really think of a way in which she could contribute to my enjoyment.

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#35
this 14'er is one of the better ones I've seen...

I could probably handle one. but first i'm probably gonna want to find a girl who's actually interested
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#37
i mean i can hold back my stuff as long as i need (drugs!) but i'd rather just share my time with my current qtgf, i don't need others.
i don't know why i feel so dry
#40
i can't even handle myself




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