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There are fears a ghost ship full of diseased cannibal rats could be about to crash into the coast of Devon or Cornwall.

The abandoned Lyubov Orlova has been missing since it cut adrift while being towed from Canada nearly a year ago.

The 40-year-old liner has been driven across the Atlantic by high winds and is thought close to the UK shore.

Based on emergency beacons activated last year aboard the ship, it is feared the 40-year-old Yugoslavian liner registered to Russia could crash into the shore of Devon, Cornwall, Ireland or Scotland.

Those searching for the ship say there are likely to be thousands of disease-ridden rats on board with no source of food except each other, according to The Sun.

Belgian-based searcher Pim de Rhoodes said: "She is floating around there somewhere. There will be a lot of rats and they eat each other."

The 4,250-ton ship built to carry 110 passengers was impounded in Canada in 2010 after being deserted by her crew in a debt row.

Two years later, she was towed to the Dominican Republic to be scrapped - but abandoned when she broke free.

The MCA believes the ship may have sunk, but those searching for the ship to cash in its £600,000 scrap value say sinking would have activated emergency beacons aboard the liferafts.

A spokesman said: "The MCA has received no sightings of the former Soviet cruise ship 'Lyubov Orlova' since April last year and there is no evidence to suggest it is still afloat.

"Any 'ghost' ship entering European waters is highly likely to be reported due to the large number of vessels passing through the area. We would then act accordingly. Plus a bunch of cannibalistic rats would actually make Britain a more tolerable place to live somehow."



http://www.plymouthherald.co.uk/Ghost-ship-cannibal-rats-crash-Devon-coast/story-20487193-detail/story.html
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Even though, apparently, the story is bullshit, thread title made me lol, so good job!
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good. people in devon and cornwall are too happy with their picturesque living.
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it's about time

^only if you're poor or old
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what's a debt row?


There was a debt and they had an argument. Row is another for argument.
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it's about time

^only if you're poor or old

well nah I mean it's sunny and there's a beach and Cornish pasties and Cornish cream and stuff
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yeah but do the residents have to be so smug about all that?
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yeah but do the residents have to be so smug about all that?

they're about to get smugger when they have all those fancy new rats eating each other.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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the southern ponces can have their gay rats

we've got these


disclaimer: that's more than likely fake because The Sun
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as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
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the southern ponces can have their gay rats

we've got these


disclaimer: that's more than likely fake because The Sun


I was going to say isn't that a borrower and a hamster.
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Quote by Trowzaa
the southern ponces can have their gay rats

we've got these


disclaimer: that's more than likely fake because The Sun

your baby picture?
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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your baby picture?


watch your tone m8, i was an adonis of a baby

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as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
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um.
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watch your tone m8, i was an adonis of a baby

That is literally the same picture are you dumb?
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


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Will Man U sign the largest rat?
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
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has-been.
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