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http://www.tweaktown.com/news/35032/north-korea-confirms-it-has-landed-a-man-on-the-sun/index.html

The kings of scientific and engineering innovation have done it again. They sent a man to the sun in 4 hours, who landed there and who will be a hero on the return journey.

They planned the mission to take place at night so the solar radiation is less damaging for the brave astronaut.

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#2
Night?

Night?


There's night on the Sun?


What's that, when the Sun's sun is furthest in it's orbit from our sun?


Apart from that obvious crap, I just read the entire article, and 18 hours return?

To the f*cking sun?


I really hop that the population of North Korea aren't going to eat this up, but they probably will, unfortunately.
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Last edited by Krieger91 at Jan 24, 2014,
#3
Quote by Krieger91
Night?

Night?


There's night on the Sun?


What's that, when the Sun's sun is furthest in it's orbit from our sun?


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#5
Real Good Troll
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#7
I really hope this is not taken as anything other than a joke, because if you think its not.....
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mate

What?
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#9
Still waiting for the discovery of Element Zero...

If anyone's going to find it, it's going to be the North Koreans. They have flying unicorns already, no?
#10
Nooooooooooo I wanted to be the first 17 y/o on the sun!
**** you North Korea.
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#11
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I really hope this is not taken as anything other than a joke, because if you think its not.....

This.


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#12


this is the funniest shit I've seen in a while
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#13
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What?

...

...

mate


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#14
It's from a site that's trying to be like the onion.
I had hoped it was real
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This one is but flesh and faith, and is the more deluded."
#15
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It's from a site that's trying to be like the onion.
I had hoped it was real

Fuck dat shit.

Also, someone should suggest a name change of the site to "The Garlic".
#16
tweaktown sounds very professional
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#18
Well, as said it's obviously crap.


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mate


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Well, as said it's obviously crap.


I'm not your mate, buddy!

(Yes, I know it's buddy, guy, pal. This is South Park AUS)


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#24
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#25
Is this some shitty Onion copy?
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@Krieger: You got a killer sig there, man...

I mean, mate.



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#29
All this reminded me of was that song walking on the sun. Damn that's an iratating song.
#30
I wonder how much influence Dennis Rodman had in this
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#32
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I hope they give him some sun screen, Otherwise he might get sunburned.

Nah, it was at night..
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#34
This is hilarious.
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#35
I can't tell if this is a joke or not. I mean obviously they didn't land a man on the sun and have him return or whatever. I mean whether or not the North Korean government actually told their population that they did. On the one hand it seems silly, but on the other hand it's the type of thing that they would actually try to convince all of them.
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#36
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I can't tell if this is a joke or not. I mean obviously they didn't land a man on the sun and have him return or whatever. I mean whether or not the North Korean government actually told their population that they did. On the one hand it seems silly, but on the other hand it's the type of thing that they would actually try to convince all of them.

That's pretty much what gets me. They're probably feeding this to their population, who are probably eating it all up.
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#37
Quote by Krieger91
That's pretty much what gets me. They're probably feeding this to their population, who are probably eating it all up.



Dude..

This "news" piece was supposed to be a joke. Most of the population of North Korea doesn't have access to the Internet and their government isn't this idiotic (to actually believe that its population would itself believe this shit).

i.e. Kim Jung-Un probable does not have a nephew named "Hung Il Gong"
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#38
Quote by Krieger91
There's night on the Sun?


you're hopelessly hopeless, I hope so, for you
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#39
But, wait a minute...in North Korea the sun shines out of Kim Jong-Un's ass. So...what they're saying is they sent someone into the glorious leader's colon?
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#40
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You guys know this is fake right

I didn't fucking notice whatsoever, all things considered. What's the next brilliant thought from the think tank? Maybe that water is wet?
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