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#1
so i got on facebook and was board chatted up one of my new friends to see whats up and i think i picked the only man with a crush on me on my friends list he straight up sent 4 smiley emoticons and wont stop talking about putting candy in his mouth i don't know if he's trolling or if i should just tell him i'm leaving to go watch straight p0rn
#4
Score one for the pit

edit: didn't want to make a separate post

+1 guy below me
I eat bananas vigorously

BUTTS.

To the pit because i don't feel like doing real life.
#6
yeah man u should be terrifyed evry gay guy is a raper errybody know dat
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#9
Quote by behind_you
You should say "Sorry I'm not into your wood but plank you for asking"

You sir have won a cookie!
#11
Pretty soon your butt'll be mourning his wood
I eat bananas vigorously

BUTTS.

To the pit because i don't feel like doing real life.
#12
Quote by snappedstrings6
Pretty soon your butt'll be mourning his wood

He's black so it's gonna be a big sun rise
#13
Yeah of course you should be scared of gay people. I mean you would be scared if a chick was chatting you up but you weren't interested right?
#14
Quote by Dylan_86
Yeah of course you should be scared of gay people. I mean you would be scared if a chick was chatting you up but you weren't interested right?

I'm not scared of gay people. and yes i was just as freaked when a girl that looked like howie mandel and yoda's love child was hitting on me.
#15
say something like

'yeah we should totally meet up and have sex!'

and then 'oh sorry wrong person was meant for this girl I'm FWB with' or something

Raise his hopes and then crush him
Or just leave out the second part and bang him both work
It's over simplified, So what!

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#16
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
say something like

'yeah we should totally meet up and have sex!'

and then 'oh sorry wrong person was meant for this girl I'm FWB with' or something

Raise his hopes and then crush him
Or just leave out the second part and bang him both work

i really do want to just tell him no not interested but i really really like his best friend super super beautiful guitar playing girl with a wonderful personality and i dont want him to tell her im a top shelf Dbag
#18
riiiighhhhttt well then, if you have sex with him and you're really good he'll tell her about it and she'll want to sex you as well
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#19
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
riiiighhhhttt well then, if you have sex with him and you're really good he'll tell her about it and she'll want to sex you as well

Thats a good plan in pit theory but i'd really rather not with him... Maybe i just need to find another guy for him to chase.
#20
Quote by Baby Joel
I'm just confused, how do you have sex when you're a board?

you've never heard of taking wood?
#21
Quote by Androidjoey
Thats a good plan in pit theory but i'd really rather not with him... Maybe i just need to find another guy for him to chase.


Everybody knows the best way to get a girl in bed is to sleep with her parents/gay bff
first

you can try your way, but it's not a guarantee like mine is
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#22
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
Everybody knows the best way to get a girl in bed is to sleep with her parents/gay bff
first

you can try your way, but it's not a guarantee like mine is

what do you think he'll say if i tell him i like her?!
#23
What if he's just trying to be friendly but you're reading too much into it because you secretly want him to have a crush on you?
#24
Quote by metal4eva_22
What if he's just trying to be friendly but you're reading too much into it because you secretly want him to have a crush on you?

When i say hey bro what up?

and he replies with not much just sitting at home!!!

i say cool im just watching two and a half men.

he replies cool i love that show!!! how was your day!

then asked if i knew what morning wood was
Last edited by Androidjoey at Jan 25, 2014,
#25
that's not very weird lol
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#26
Quote by Androidjoey
i should just tell him i'm leaving to go watch straight p0rn


I'm sure telling someone about the pornography you're watching sends a perfectly clear message regarding your intentions...

While you're at it describe to him in vivid detail every moment of your auto-erotic experience. That'll definitely let him know you're not interested.
Vinland, Vinland Über Alles

"Why do they still call me a warlord? And mad? All I want to do is create the perfect genetic soldier!"
#27
Quote by Androidjoey
When i say hey bro what up?

and he replies with not much just sitting at home!!!

i say cool im just watching two and a half men.

he replies cool i love that show!!! how was your day!

then asked if i knew what morning wood was

Well, obviously that's why he thinks you're gay. You might as well have asked him to S your D, or told him you like Periphery.
#28
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
that's not very weird lol

Not when its with someone you know but i just met this guy and he is gaydar alerting hardcore and right after that he says "we are so kool"
#29
Quote by Androidjoey
i really do want to just tell him no not interested but i really really like his best friend super super beautiful guitar playing girl with a wonderful personality and i dont want him to tell her im a top shelf Dbag

So just telling a gay man that you're straight makes you a "top shelf Dbag"? I highly doubt it's going to make him tell this girl that you're a Dbag because you're straight although what type of gay is he? Is he one of these in your face overly obvious gays because if he is then I could imagine him making shit up to make you sound like a dick to this girl.
#30
Quote by DardySon
So just telling a gay man that you're straight makes you a "top shelf Dbag"? I highly doubt it's going to make him tell this girl that you're a Dbag because you're straight although what type of gay is he? Is he one of these in your face overly obvious gays because if he is then I could imagine him making shit up to make you sound like a dick to this girl.

Take kurt from glee then just make him a black hip hop dancer and imagine him bad mouthing you...
#31
I'm going to imagine Dbag means dickbag because douche is the stupidest word ever invented and also this conversation is getting a bit homophobic.
Vinland, Vinland Über Alles

"Why do they still call me a warlord? And mad? All I want to do is create the perfect genetic soldier!"
#32
Quote by Androidjoey
When i say hey bro what up?

and he replies with not much just sitting at home!!!

i say cool im just watching two and a half men.

he replies cool i love that show!!! how was your day!

then asked if i knew what morning wood was


yeah thats great and all but what about the candy

does he want u 2 feed him
#33
Quote by Androidjoey
Take kurt from glee then just make him a black hip hop dancer and imagine him bad mouthing you...

Are you sure you're not gay, bro?
#34
Quote by EqualOfHeaven
I'm going to imagine Dbag means dickbag because douche is the stupidest word ever invented and also this conversation is getting a bit homophobic.

I don't really see how i've been quite sensitive to this mans sexuality.
#35
Quote by metal4eva_22
Are you sure you're not gay, bro?

let me check yeah im still straight.
#36
Quote by Androidjoey
i've been quite sensitive to this mans sexuality.


loving it, carry on dude.
Vinland, Vinland Über Alles

"Why do they still call me a warlord? And mad? All I want to do is create the perfect genetic soldier!"
#37
Quote by Androidjoey
I don't really see how i've been quite sensitive to this mans sexuality.

I bet you have.
#38
Quote by soundgarden1986
yeah thats great and all but what about the candy

does he want u 2 feed him

He said something about me kissing the rainbow i don't really know if its a bad skittles reference or him hitting on me...
#39
Quote by Androidjoey
Take kurt from glee then just make him a black hip hop dancer and imagine him bad mouthing you...

I have no idea who this is cos I'm not a Glee watching faggot like you TS.
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