#1
The people in The Pit are very useless in real life.

They all take out the anger on the internet because they've been put down, all their life by those who are better than them.

I feel really sad for you people. You people need God.

Or a revolver to the balls.

F8uck off you immature pieces of shit.
#2
That's not very nice.
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#5
I hope he enjoys purgatory :3
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#8
Hey ******s,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, ******ed, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all ******s who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

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#9
Really? The Pit's like the training level of the internet, this guy must suck at the world wide web.
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#11
I agree, the Pit is crap and the users are crap compared to most of the internet. Atleast there, they're capable of actually using whatever traces of intelligence they have left..

Don't be so confident that whatever I'm saying is crap. You people are really terrible and you're all going to get whate you deserve.

Acceptance is the first step in changing your life.

I say screw that and just go **** off anyway. The internet would really be better without you losers.
#15
Fate-uck off? Is this some kind of evangelical church competition?

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#17
He's making me miss Star Trek
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Fate-uck off? Is this some kind of evangelical church competition?


And the competition is that we challenge you to welcome Christ into your life, and everyone who does is a winner. The prize is a relationship with Jesus. Yeah! G-squad hustle!
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And the competition is that we challenge you to welcome Christ into your life, and everyone who does is a winner. The prize is a relationship with Jesus. Yeah! G-squad hustle!

Does Jesus put out?
#20
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And the competition is that we challenge you to welcome Christ into your life, and everyone who does is a winner. The prize is a relationship with Jesus. Yeah! G-squad hustle!

The runner up becomes Jewish.

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#22
I don't understand how someone could say I needed god and in the next sentence say I should blow off my balls ;_;

It makes no sense ;_;
it's worse than eGrahams time idea ;_;
It's over simplified, So what!

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#23
WHOA calm down there buddy that was totally uncalled for
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#25
did we offend you or your little brother or something?

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#26
I like him, he would fit in the Pit
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#27
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Hey ******s,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, ******ed, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all ******s who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

About this guy: More notably, the man in the picture has been identified as Paulie Carbone, who has in fact died in real life.
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#28
Quote by FukYourAss
The people in The Pit are very useless in real life.

They all take out the anger on the internet because they've been put down, all their life by those who are better than them.

I feel really sad for you people. You people need God.

Or a revolver to the balls.

F8uck off you immature pieces of shit.

Says the guy in the Pit while taking out his anger on the internet.

According to his own logic, he's as much of an immature loser as he considers everyone else here to be.

What a tit.
#29
That's adorable. He can't even say the word 'fuck' right.
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#31
Kiss me
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#34
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The people in The Pit are fantastic in real life.

I take out my anger out on the internet because I've been put down all my life by those who are better than me.

I feel really jealous of you people. You people are Gods.

I have tiny balls.

Fuck, this is how you write fuck on the internet.


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#36
I love how he made another account to agree with the first one
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