#1
So my Dad has got chipmunks, and while he was cleaning their cage, one of the f*ckers got free.


We have looked everywhere, kept food in rooms and doors closed to narrow it down to a room, left traps out, all to no avail.

Can anyone help, in anyway.


Fecking rodents .
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#2
Listen for high pitched singing
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#3
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#7
Put on a chipmunk costume then proclaim yourself as their god
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#8
Wait wait wait... Chipmunks are actually real animals?
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#9



These little f*ckers.
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#10
We found it, it's dead.. Poor f*cker got stuck inside the sofa and couldn't get out.
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Wait wait wait... Chipmunks are actually real animals?

> _ >

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We found it, it's dead.. Poor f*cker got stuck inside the sofa and couldn't get out.


Aaw. Sorry to hear that. Chipmunks are awesome.


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da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#12
Just gonna point out that I've never accidentally crushed a dog. Or any other animal actually meant to be kept as a pet.
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#13
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We found it, it's dead.. Poor f*cker got stuck inside the sofa and couldn't get out.


Ah and the circle of life is thusly complete
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Alviiiiiiiin!!!


Came here to post this.

Sad about the dead chipmunk though.
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#15
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Get a cat.

Then buy a mallet
And hit that little ****ing shitty cat with the mallet
Then buy a dog


**** cats
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#16
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We found it, it's dead.. Poor f*cker got stuck inside the sofa and couldn't get out.

how long was it stuck there? It seems pretty short to die...
#18
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Ah and the circle of life is thusly complete

Nearly, I completed it by leaving it in a park for scavenger animals rather than throwing it in a bin. That seemed ridiculous.


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how long was it stuck there? It seems pretty short to die...


About a day. .not really short.. It was the last thing that popped into our minds to search inside the sofa ..


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Then buy a mallet
And hit that little ****ing shitty cat with the mallet
Then buy a dog


**** cats

Completely agree. Though we live in a flat.. I would rather not get a dog.
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how long was it stuck there? It seems pretty short to die...

How long do you think it takes to crush a 4 ounce animal?
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#21
RIP chipmunk
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