Poll: whatchu wanna be
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View poll results: whatchu wanna be
cat (dumb)
6 8%
person
14 18%
squid
5 6%
dog
3 4%
canti
1 1%
doorknob
3 4%
sloth
5 6%
japanese school girl
28 36%
jesus
7 9%
obama
6 8%
Voters: 78.
#3
A squirrel, so I can harvest all nuts

Am I gay?
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I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#4
Chuck Norris
Caution:
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I'm genuinely beginning to think you're the best troll of all time


"Emocore is like, when you cry when you break a guitar string"
- Thurston Moore
#6
Realistically? I would be ascended to a higher form of being. Although I would prefer chillin as a dog instead of a god
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But as a bigoted lemming, you have so cry an Alinslyite slur revealing you lack of reason and sense.


Quote by MusicLord16
BOB 1. ur 20 and two u like evil things and idk if u worship the devil
#7
Whatever swam in your father's testicles when your mum and dad loved each other very much.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Omae wa mou
Shindeiru



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Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
#13
A bee.

Because bee's are bro's.
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#14
A Hamster.
All I would have to do all day is be chubby and adorable. Maybe sometimes I'll go on the wheel but most of the time I can sleep and those stupid humans will still think I'm adorable.


Not even a cat or dog can sleep 24/7 and still be adorable, you just call those guys 'lazy' and grow to resent their laziness.
When I was eleven I broke the patio window and my mother sued me... She's always been a very aggressive litigator.
#15
A lesbians tit.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#17
Grover Cleveland. Incest and non-consecutive presidency.

I don't care who you are. That is sexy.
#18
Quote by Dregen
a lesbian


The one true love of the other lesbian mentioned before in this very thread
My Soundcloud

My beginner rig:

Epiphone Goth G-400 SG
Line 6 Spider IV (Don't judge me, I was young and stupid)
Stagg SW203N
Yamaha APX500
#20
Squid.
"Dude, am I really thinking or am I, just like, thinking that I'm thinking?" -Bill Nye

CHIMPS>WOLVES

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I don't believe the Big Bang
#21
Like Kate Upton's bra or something lol
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#22
I chose "Japanese schoolgirl" just because and I am surprised at how many people voted it
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#23
Quote by eGraham
I chose "Japanese schoolgirl" just because and I am surprised at how many people voted it

It was too enticing...
#24
Quote by eGraham
I chose "Japanese schoolgirl" just because and I am surprised at how many people voted it


They were interested in getting molested by tentacles.
2013 #5 Uger
2012 #7 Uger

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Jesus, Horsedick, you are my hero

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don't worry guys his girlfriend is black, she said it was okay for him to say that.



Stalk Me

Shitty Covers

Original Music

Lastfm
#25
A tentacle.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#26
Quote by eGraham
A squirrel, so I can harvest all nuts

Am I gay?
yes, but you probably expected this answer since it was in the spoiler.


So many schoolgirls, Jackal I don't think you'll have enough tentacles.
Not sure if a sig is a necessity.
#27
A fat face in a tube commanding the powe rangers.

Well I am that now but I have good karma haha
#28
Quote by Guodlca
yes, but you probably expected this answer since it was in the spoiler.

101 + 101 = 10
Quote by Trowzaa
I wish I was American.

~ A Rolling Potato Gathers No Moss ~
#29
a black dude
bawitaba a bang a bang diggy diggy diggy sed the boogie sed up jump the boogie
#30
anything but a squid