#1
... like Judas Priest's HEAVY METAL and Metallica's METAL MILITIA. This is metal squared, the truest metal currently in existence.

But I'm going to write a metal song about metal songs about metal - which is metal cubed. I believe this is the highest possible metal.
#2
How about metal to the power of four? Write it while seated on a metal chair.

Or even better, to the power of five: with a metal table.
#9
Quote by triface
How about metal to the power of four? Write it while seated on a metal chair.

Or even better, to the power of five: with a metal table.


Now that's just silly.
#15
#17
Axegressor - Axegressor

drums give the rhythm
bass delivers boost
guitar shreds like hell
vokills spiced with booze
this is our music
this is our life
we accept our faults
yet give it more than a try

if you can't play it - slay it!

there's no way we can triumph
we will never hit the charts
yet we want to rely on our faith
as we are dealt these metal cards

we're not awesome or too handsome
we can't show off with our looks
we don't really give a ****
what's written in the trendy books


Fuckin' ace song if you'll ask me. Also Metal Militia is of course a classic.
#19
wtf sick thread
Cette nuit j'ai rêvé que je mâchais ses yeux
Après avoir crevé par accès de furie
Ta replète panse d'helminthes blancs nourrie,
Trop prompte à déféquer le fruit d'un vit sanieux.
#22
Ah. I actually remember reading that, but it must have been close to five years ago. Such a high quality release, not surprising it goes for near 200 dollars on vinyl.