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#1
Just saw this when I was browsing the latest MMA news over at bloodyelbow.com

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2014/1/30/5363202/george-zimmerman-agrees-to-celebrity-boxing-match-march-1st

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From the tales of the bizarre and unexpected comes yet another story involving George Zimmerman, the 30-year-old man found not guilty of murdering 17-year-old Trayvon Martin in Florida, and who has otherwise had his name plastered on some form of news media since this controversial and racially charged case went to trial. This latest piece has absolutely nothing to do with crime and everything to do with the world of combat sports. Zimmerman will take part in a "celebrity" boxing match on March 1st against an opponent TBD.


Now apparently the source for this is the ever reliable TMZ, but if this turns out to be legit.... what the fuck?

Only positive I see from it is the potential for Zimmerman to get the shit beaten out of him.
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#2
I don't blame Zimmerman for stacking that $$$$$
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#7
Not on the Zimmerman hating bandwagon, but considering his performance in recent fights, he's going to get his fucking ass kicked.
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His opponent should be Velasquez.




Now that's a match I'd pay to see!
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#11
EDIT: Naw, should be somebody black. Poetic justice and all.

Who do we nominate to fight him?
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#13
His opponent should be a black kid who isn't even fighting back.

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EDIT: Naw, should be somebody black. Poetic justice and all.

Who do we nominate to fight him?

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EDIT: Naw, should be somebody black. Poetic justice and all.

Who do we nominate to fight him?


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The ironic thing is that his celebrity status is almost entirely constructed and supported by people crying about the Trayvon Martin trial.
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#19
Last time around he got his ass kicked by a 17yo kid despite a 20 pounds advantage, right?

This could be interesting

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#20
I like how his entire defense was based on being a cowering pussy who had no other choice but to shoot the big bad skinny black kid in the chest, but boxing has always been a hobby?
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#24
Hopefully his opponent comes armed. Wouldn't want to get into a fight without a gun to shoot Zimmy if he starts to gain the edge on you.
#25
I nominate myself. I'd love to kick that guy's ass.
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The ironic thing is that his celebrity status is almost entirely constructed and supported by people crying about the Trayvon Martin trial.

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Not on the Zimmerman hating bandwagon, but considering his performance in recent fights, he's going to get his fucking ass kicked.

he'll probably just shoot his opponent after following them around outside the arena and say he thought they had skittles
#28
I recall George Zimmerman taking MMA lessons before the Trayvon Martin incident and during the whole ordeal they interviewed his coach and his coach called him one of the most inept fighters he's ever taught. So this should be good.
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#30
Say what you want, but GZ is pretty damn smart to do this, lol. With all of the debt that he owes from the case, and his case against NBC pending still, he's gotta make some money SOME way.

If he was smart, or the company that does the celebrity boxing has ANY kind of brains, they're going to try and get a fairly young black celebrity to be his opponent.

Can you imagine the amount of viewers willing to tune in to see that?

Regardless if he will have an advantage or not on this person, he would be an idiot to NOT allow himself to get KO'd in spectacular fashion. It would make the vast majority of people ecstatically happy, the young black celebrity gets a boat load of good press and a ton of new twitter followers, and GZ gets a big fat paycheck for the end result.
#31
The Game took him up on it. He's 6'5" and dtf (down to fight). It will never happen.
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#35
Oh i can imagine the memes this will make.
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#36
At first I thought you meant Celebrity Deathmatch, as in the claymation show that aired in the late 90s.

Then I realized you didn't and become double sad.
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#37
Just imagine how angry people would be if Zimmerman wins.
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If he was smart, or the company that does the celebrity boxing has ANY kind of brains, they're going to try and get a fairly young black celebrity to be his opponent.

Chris Brown.

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It would make the vast majority of people ecstatically happy, the young black celebrity gets a boat load of good press and a ton of new twitter followers, and GZ gets a big fat paycheck for the end result.

He better hope he doesn't get hurt too badly or he's going to have a big fat medical bill to add to his expenses.
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