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#3
And what's the deal with airline food?
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#5
Mine likes to irritate me but I have Preparation H for that
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#8
Quote by Dregen
my asshole gets irritated after i shave it

worth it


Can confirm.

Worth it
ayy lmao
#9
Quote by Dregen
my asshole gets irritated after i shave it

worth it

You shave your asshole? Thumbs up
#10
Quote by Dregen
my asshole gets irritated after i shave it

worth it

+1

Poops are much better too because you get more ghost wipes since there's no more ass crack hair for it to get into.
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#11
Quote by DonGlover
+1

Poops are much better too because you get more ghost wipes since there's no more ass crack hair for it to get into.

Indeed. Pretty great
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Why would you spend tens of thousands of dollars to learn about a language you already speak? It was over before it even started dude

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brot pls
#12
Quote by Dregen
my asshole gets irritated after i shave it

worth it

Nothin better than baby smooth cheeks
Sail upon the open skies
#15
Quote by angusfan16
Nothin better than baby smooth cheeks

All...six of my cheeks are smooth, I don't need to shave them
#16
Quote by Dregen
my asshole gets irritated after i shave it

worth it


You gotta trim your asshole hairs, not shave them. If you shave them, it's near impossible to fart silently and that's a very useful skill in crowded places.
bawitaba a bang a bang diggy diggy diggy sed the boogie sed up jump the boogie
#17
Quote by RylanThePotato
You gotta trim your asshole hairs, not shave them. If you shave them, it's near impossible to fart silently and that's a very useful skill in crowded places.

Not true...if you squeeze your ass a little and let out little bits of air, you will have a long lasting smell, but no one will know it's you.
#18
What position do you sit in to shave the anus? Aren't you afraid that you'll cut it while you shave?
#19
They only irritate those with IBS.

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#20
Quote by RylanThePotato
You gotta trim your asshole hairs, not shave them. If you shave them, it's near impossible to fart silently and that's a very useful skill in crowded places.

Wouldn't the hairs make the fart vibrate?
#21
Quote by ozzyismetal
They only irritate those with IBS.

Or someone who are a bag of hot Cheetos, like I did today
#23
Quote by SuperMissMan
Wouldn't the hairs make the fart vibrate?


They keep the cheeks from flapping together and making the clapping sound, gives more control or "grip" on your flatulence and it's route of escape
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#24
Quote by RylanThePotato
They keep the cheeks from flapping together and making the clapping sound, gives more control or "grip" on your flatulence and it's route of escape

So it goes, either have noisy fart, or a hairy ass..
#26
Quote by Cavalcade
And how many chins do you have?

One, but last I checked a chin isn't a cheek
#27
I can only imagine how hairy Philip_pepper's ass crack must be... And I don't want to imagine
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#29
7 billion people. You do the math.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#32
Quote by SuperMissMan
So it goes, either have noisy fart, or a hairy ass..


or a clean cut short haired ass with high fart control if you're good at asshole hair maintenance.
bawitaba a bang a bang diggy diggy diggy sed the boogie sed up jump the boogie
#34
Quote by RylanThePotato
or a clean cut short haired ass with high fart control if you're good at asshole hair maintenance.

If I decide not to be in the music buisness, I'm gonna be a ass hair stylist, people would pay some good money for that
#35
Quote by SuperMissMan
Why are there so many assholes out there? Do they like to irritate people?

Why do you dislike anal, TS?
#36
you guys should try using nair on your ass

i heard it's effective
i don't know why i feel so dry
#37
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#39
As long as your girl's asshole isn't hairy your good to go!
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