#1
I flex my pc muscles every day, so yeah, I got that pornstar penis.

What have you invested in that mattered a lot more long after in the future?

Also, fedoras, neckbeards and my little pony is not an investment, it's a filibuster.
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#2
Dunno

Learning about sound. Frankly it's that knowledge that makes me the best musician on the site
#4
One time I was very hungry because I hadn't eaten in ages and was totally physically and mentally exhausted and I got a bunch of food from Checkers. Probably that.
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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#5
My computer has paid for itself at least 100x over. Also my camera has done about the same.

I get a camera drone next week, should do about the same I hope!
#7
I sat here and thought... And I came up with nothing I should prolly get some of my shit together
#8
My memes conveniently located at facebook.com/LeEdgyMemesXD which is going to become an esport sponsor at some point and make me some money
#9
Quote by lolmnt
One time I was very hungry because I hadn't eaten in ages and was totally physically and mentally exhausted and I got a bunch of food from Checkers. Probably that.

I got a Bacon Roadhouse combo small
A spicy chicken sandwich
a cheese double cheeseburger
a chili cheese dog
chili cheese fries
medium chocolate shake

Then I slept for 14 hours.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#12
I dunno. As far as cost-to-use ratio goes, probably my computer. I use it every day.

Hopefully my education as well.
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#13
Laptop would be an obvious choice, especially at school.

Recently, probably the turntable I picked up for forty bucks at a hock shop, and towers for an additional hundred. Under $200 and I haven't enjoyed anything as much as that piece of equipment since I don't know when.
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#14
My Jeep. Paid a $1000 for it 7 years ago, have put a few thousand in to repairs and service in those years, but I'v used it to earn 7 years of income... Which is a lot, but not as much as it should be

Plus I'v had a lot of fun in the snow and off-roading and such things that come along with a Jeep.
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#15
My first truck was a great investment too. I paid $950 for it, didn't put a dime into it to certify, and pretty sure aside from regular maintenance and check ups the only thing I had to fix over 4 1/2 years was a brake line. I drove that thing into the ground, up to 370,000 kms and now my cousin has it
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Youtube So you can make fun of my videos
#16
Quote by lolmnt
I got a Bacon Roadhouse combo small
A spicy chicken sandwich
a cheese double cheeseburger
a chili cheese dog
chili cheese fries
medium chocolate shake

Then I slept for 14 hours.

niiiiiiice
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#18
Emergency car jump pack. 40 bucks that saved me at least 3 tows and a bunch of taxi trips. Seriously get one they kick ass!
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#19
I don't own much(split an apartment with friends), so my fender tele. I got such an astounding deal on it and I've never played a guitar that ever felt better than it. The guy who owned it played it heavily for 10 years, and the neck is just the smoothest thing. It's the most justifiable $450 I have ever spent.
#22
probably condoms

or my guitar which ive made money off of

my education better pay off
to be honest ive made more money from stuff i learned on my own than anything i ever learned in school
#23
Vaseline lasts forever. I got two little packs back in my freshman year of college. I'm about half way through one of them and I'm in my last semester as a Senior. So yea, Vaseline.
#25
Guitar + equipment, beard trimmer, good underwear.
Not sure if a sig is a necessity.
#27
My friendships here on ug :3
It's over simplified, So what!

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#28
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Also i don't invest in stuff. I ride along with people who do.
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#29
Quote by Nelshizzle
I flex my pc muscles every day, so yeah, I got that pornstar penis.



How does one flex pc muscles? What the hell are they?

Best investment was buying a bank possessed house for 60,000 and getting 6000 a year for it. That's a 10% yield muddafukka.
#30
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How does one flex pc muscles? What the hell are they?
It would take one google to find out, buy anyway, the muscles you use to stop peeing and shitting mid-way.
Or the muscles that can make your big boy dance, if you wish.
Not sure if a sig is a necessity.
#32
My Eddie Bauer long winter coat for $200. I don't think I would've survived this winter without it and I don't know how I survived past year without it.
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#33
lol I flex my pc muscle too. I'd say getting a wizard pipe, i've saved so much money from not buying sweats or garcia vegas, and my treefer last longer.
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#34
My guitars. I own 7 of them, but they have kept me from losing my sanity so many times.
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