Poll: Which one applies?
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View poll results: Which one applies?
I'd rather have a baby
60 52%
I'd rather get an STD
13 11%
I'm a virgin
77 67%
I'm abstinent :angel:
12 10%
Voters: 115.
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#1
Of the possible consequences (and there would be some, sex is bad), would you rather get an STD or impregnate a woman?

An incurable STD, because babies aren't curable either.
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#3
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I'd rather have a girl get pregnant. My falcon punch is getting rusty.

#5
i am abstinent




#6
Probably an incurable one. Because babies are relatively permanent.
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#7
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I'd rather have a girl get pregnant. My falcon punch is getting rusty.


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#8
there are lots of stds im okay with gettin since they aint permanent. A baby is a human SOUL and that is permanent in the kingdom of GOD
#10
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baby. abortions are cheaper than AIDS


Quote by eGraham
because babies aren't curable either.

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#12
definitely a baby.

My baby and subsequent kid will be cute as ****, and all the girls will be like wow your kid is cute as ****, wanna ****?

and i'll be like **** yes
It's over simplified, So what!

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Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
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#13
Babies aren't curable but they do turn 18 eventually
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#16
pregnancy is totally curable
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#17
this thread reeks of involuntary celibacy




#19
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definitely a baby.

My baby and subsequent kid will be cute as ****, and all the girls will be like wow your kid is cute as ****, wanna ****?

and i'll be like **** yes

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#20
Is the STD fatal? If no, I'll take the STD.

Assuming the baby is not allowed to be aborted/put up for adoption in the scenario.
#21
only thing I know for certain is there would be a shit load of "I just got laid" threads in the Pit.
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#22
Quote by eGraham

An incurable STD, because babies aren't curable either.


As has been indicated, Babies are quite "curable".
#23
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Babies aren't curable but they do turn 18 eventually


So you can repeat the process again or..?
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#24
I'd rather have an STD, unless it's a fatal and incurable one. Then I'd regretfully choose abortion.

I'd love to have a child one day, but I just don't have the responsibility or the financial stability to have one right now.
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#25
we know this is hypothetical because egraham gets #nopussy #justkidding #teasingfriends
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#26
He gets ePussy
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#27
um baby and if no abortion pull a campaign of psychological games until I can get her sectioned and get that little tyke into care.

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we know this is hypothetical because egraham gets #nopussy #justkidding #teasingfriends



i'm going to get # censored, watch.
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#29
Babies can be aborted, stds cant. If you say well you cant abort it, then I guess I am having a baby. Oh well
#30
I personally like to have unprotected sex with my girlfriend, who has her tubes tied, and a clean bill of health!!! If I had to pick one of the two, I'd say baby, as has been noted, they grow up, an itch or rash grows worse.

apparently UG's only type O-


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#31
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i'm going to get # censored, watch.


There might be a major flaw in that plan, with this being a guitar site.
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#33
Quote by theguitarist
um baby and if no abortion pull a campaign of psychological games until I can get her sectioned and get that little tyke into care.


i'm going to get # censored, watch.

#hater
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#34
Quote by theogonia777
with this being a guitar site.



lol good one.
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#36
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lol good one.


you're just not sharp enough to appreciate humor
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#37
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only thing I know for certain is there would be a shit load of "I just got laid" threads in the Pit.

Obligatory

Quote by lolmnt
we know this is hypothetical because egraham gets #nopussy #justkidding #teasingfriends

#notlately

Purely hypothetical though because i don't have an STD or a child though

nor do I have a child with an STD
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#38
I flush my kids down the toilet, or let them crust over. Aint no shame in the game baby.
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in the world have been accomplished


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#40
In my state you can just leave em at the hospital if ya dont want em.
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