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#1
Hey Pit,

My girlfriend and I are getting kicked out of the house we share with our landlady because of reasons beyond our comprehension. Ask me anything.

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#2
are you happy
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#3
why are you using ug as your emotional outlet
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#4
2x+14y=32

work out x and y
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#6
Is she doing so legally?
It's over simplified, So what!

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#7
If I give her a place to stay, you think your gf can hook me up wit dem digits?
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#8
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2x+14y=32

work out x and y

I'm almost a junior in college and this shit is still beyond my comprehension

like literally i dont even know the first step.
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#10
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why are you using ug as your emotional outlet

because fuck you that's why

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are you happy

meh, sorta

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Is she doing so legally?

yeah, sorta. we have a very informal contract (think unsigned napkin) and she's giving us a month's notice
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#12
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I'm almost a junior in college and this shit is still beyond my comprehension

like literally i dont even know the first step.


i honestly don't think that one is possible to do. i just made it up.
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#13
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i honestly don't think that one is possible to do. i just made it up.

y = 1 and x = 9
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#14
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i honestly don't think that one is possible to do. i just made it up.

oh well i meant any two variable equation **** all that shit
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#15
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y = 1 and x = 9


oh, fair play

i didn't even try
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#16
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oh well i meant any two variable equation **** all that shit

Any two variable equation has an infinite number of solutions, I think.

EDIT: Actually that's not true. But the more trivial ones do.
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#18
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wat reasons

we think she wants to use us to replace her children. it is quite creepy. also she is mad that we rarely take the bins out. that's pretty much it.

oh, and she is also mad that we don't have strange people over and we don't have big loud parties all the time. that's literally what she said, i'm not joking. world's a funny place huh
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#19
The solution to "2x+14y=32; work out x and y" is actually just 2x+14y=32
EDIT: Sorry McTodd for taking over your thread with stupid maths, it's Trowzaa's fault.
Last edited by sickman411 at Feb 9, 2014,
#20
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The solution to "2x+14y=32; work out x and y" is actually just 2x+14y=32

i think it's x + 7y = 16, right????
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#21
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i think it's x + 7y = 16, right????

That's still the same thing, you just divided it all by 2
#22
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That's still the same thing, you just divided it all by 2

yeah but in a math test, you'd be more right with my answer
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#25
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we think she wants to use us to replace her children. it is quite creepy. also she is mad that we rarely take the bins out. that's pretty much it.

oh, and she is also mad that we don't have strange people over and we don't have big loud parties all the time. that's literally what she said, i'm not joking. world's a funny place huh


wow dude

What the hell
It's over simplified, So what!

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#26
you guys suck at math
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#27
people there's AN INFINITE NUMBER OF ANSWERS

Anyway, what's all that "replace her children" thing about?
#29
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people there's AN INFINITE NUMBER OF ANSWERS

Anyway, what's all that "replace her children" thing about?

she keeps inviting us to come and sit round the fire so she can read us stories and sing us songs or something. again, yes, it is very creepy. we know that her real children left years ago and that they hate her.
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#31
Why didn't you answer my question?
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Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#32
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Where do you live?

by a river, in a town north of the equator. near london. sort of.
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#34
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wrong thread.... ?
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#35
Why do you hate me? :'(
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#37
Why you being such a dick, TS?
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You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#38
Have you ever accidentally the whole bread?

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people there's AN INFINITE NUMBER OF ANSWERS
Why did it take so many posts to get to this one?
It's a parametrical solution. You can either express it with x, x=16-7y or y, y= -x/7 + 16/7.
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#39
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Why you being such a dick, TS?

I think I'm beginning to understand why he's being evicted
#40
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y = 1 and x = 9


Uh...

That equation can't be solved.
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