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It is 12:34 and my roommate has been in the shower for 30 minutes. I normally shower for an average of 7 minutes, sometimes I am in a hurry and take 5 minutes, sometimes I like to live dangerously and shower for 10. But my roommate always takes close to 40 minutes. So is that normal? Or should I fear stepping in semen residue tomorrow morning?
Also, how long do you shower?
#2
Depends on how much blood I have
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Depends on how much blood I have


It's over simplified, So what!

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Depends on how much blood I have

I don't get this lol


Usually right around 15 minutes, but sometimes 40 if I feel like it.
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#7
because he showers in blood
It's over simplified, So what!

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#8
first ridiculous thing I could come up with
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#9
I thought it was cause he killed people, so was covered in blood that he needed to wash off
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I thought it was cause he killed people, so was covered in blood that he needed to wash off

That's a pretty good interpretation


also true
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#13
like 15-20 minutes. I like to just stand under some hot water, its so good.
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#14
Why no poll? And 10 minutes but only because the hot water runs out in 7 minutes. I normally go for 20, 40 if I'm in no rush.
#15
Usually about an hour after I masturbate to make sure I get all the sperm germs off.
#16
heh


sperm germs
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#17
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But my roommate always takes close to 40 minutes. So is that normal? Or should I fear stepping in semen residue tomorrow morning?


Yes, you should

In the army I learnt that 5 minutes is always more than enough for a shower
#18
i don't shower i use my sandpaper like tongue to scrub away dirt :daiys:




#19
While I shower, I play songs like anesthetize, that song takes like 17 minutes to finish. So maybe about 20 in average. But when i don't play music, maybe 15.
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#21
10-45 mins

10 standard shower super quick
15 standard shower normal speed
20 standard shower if sleepy
45 if washing hair

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#22
Usually 5 minutes. Sometimes 10. I love just feeling hot water on my back.
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#23
I love it, too, hence 40 minutes


I also don't pay for any utilities here
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#24
About 15 - 20 mins
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#25
5 minutes. Gas is expensive so yeah.
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#27
I don't pay for my utilities. So I can take anywhere from 5-7 minutes to about 45-90 minutes.

This dude I know makes a habit of falling asleep in the shower, for hours at a time. His family constantly complains to me, as if I am capable of fixing this habit of his.
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#28
About 5 minutes for me.....on a cold night though, I like to stretch it out to about 10mins
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#29
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This dude I know makes a habit of falling asleep in the shower, for hours at a time. His family constantly complains to me, as if I am capable of fixing this habit of his.

Wut???

Like laying in the tub? Its a good thing he hasn't drowned.

I'm not even going to touch the whole family part. That's a totally different mystery.
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#30
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Wut???

Like laying in the tub? Its a good thing he hasn't drowned.

I'm not even going to touch the whole family part. That's a totally different mystery.


Man, you just projected weirdness about my friends family in my head.

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#31
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45-90 minutes.


I have never known one person to stay in the shower over this time.

An hour and a half???

How dirty are you?
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#32
My shower has an automatic cut off if it's left to run for more than 20 minutes or so. Pretty good idea, but it can spoil a nice long one.
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#33
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Man, you just projected weirdness about my friends family in my head.


I didn't mean to freak you out, lol. I was just going to deconstruct the statement.
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#34
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Wut???

Like laying in the tub? Its a good thing he hasn't drowned.

I'm not even going to touch the whole family part. That's a totally different mystery.

I can actually fall asleep standing up in a nice hot shower.
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#35
In a rush: 10 minutes. regular: 15-20 minutes. Relaxing/in Deep Thought Mode: 30 minutes.

my shower is such a nice place to be that occasionally I'll just sit and listen to some tunes. time flies.
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#37
About 6-7 minutes if I don't wash my hair. I only wash my hair about once every week or two which is nice. When I wash my hair though I have to make sure I wash it reaaaallly good so I don't get the residue staying in my dreads. Is a pain but worth it. Probably best to take about 15-20 minutes.

My brother has OCD and takes about 40-60 mins for a show. He's burnt out the showers motor 2 times already.
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#39
I stand there under the hot water for like 15 minutes before I even start washing myself properly

And I have long hair, so a shower takes about 20 minutes if I don't wash it and maybe 45 minutes if I do
#40
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I stand there under the hot water for like 15 minutes before I even start washing myself properly
This is why I don't like the auto cut-off thing because I'll be in the middle of washing my hair and that shit'll happen.
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