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i was just taking a shower and as i stood before the mirror reveling in the otherwordly beauty of the man looking back at me i noticed something strange

i have 5 nipples. 6 if you count the one on my shoulder. that's 4 extra nipples that have appeared now in a pretty short time span. ive noticed this development before but always thought nothing of it, but now i'm thinking it's time to do something about it. it's time to tell the pit about it.

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#2
you are the nipple king
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#3
you should get piercings on all the extraneous ones only
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#4
sounds like severe case of nippleitus

we're going to need pics to confirm

seriously, pics needed, this sounds hilarious
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we're going to need pics to confirm

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#12
Are you sure they aren't just spots or warts or whatever?
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#14
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burg ****



pics incoming
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#15
calling bullshit - you can't get shoulder nipples because shoulders aren't on your milk line

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milk_line

would post pics, but titties

in conclusion: armpit nipples, plausible. shoulder nipples most likely no.

but if true, you are in good company: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supernumerary_nipple#Notable_people_with_supernumerary_nipples
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#16
yo if that bitch in your pic can have nipples in her ****ing twat burg can have nipples on his shoulder.
#17
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#22
God damnit burg, I thought I was gonna see some legitimate extra nipples in this shit, thats just some blemishes or some shit.
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#23
it's not just red spots, they have a weird nipply texture
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#26
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why do i keep clicking this thread.

you're subconsciously aroused by my enticing nipples so you keep coming back. it's a freud thing

im not posting any more hot nipple pics tho, sorry
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On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#27
Hah, guys can post a closeup shot of their breast + nipples, but hell no can you not post any part of women's.
Those are some nice nipples, borg. Do they lactate?
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#28
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Hah, guys can post a closeup shot of their breast + nipples, but hell no can you not post any part of women's.
Those are some nice nipples, borg. Do they lactate?

Borg is a woman though. he's just incredibly flat-chested.
#29
Why do men have any nipples? I mean just two is pretty weird to begin with. They don't do anything.
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#33
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#34
Stop rubbing yeast infected vaginas on your chest.
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#37
Looks like you were bitten by some weird island species native to Iceland. Probably a spider-beetle or bat-winged succubus.

Either way RIP
#38
You're Icelandic. Your father is probably your mothers brother.

Go to a doctor there and he'll laugh that shit off as 'normal' m8.

Come to a civilizsed country for further examination by a professional
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