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#1
What do you do when someone doesn't include a joke option?
Call the poll-ice!

How does a UG user build a picket fence?
One post every 30 seconds


thats all i got
#2
Who sucks?

TS


Who sucks more?

TS Mum
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#5
Who is the user with the best looking pair of pants?

Trowzaa


Get it? cause it sounds like.... trowsers in slang... oh nvm
My Soundcloud

My beginner rig:

Epiphone Goth G-400 SG
Line 6 Spider IV (Don't judge me, I was young and stupid)
Stagg SW203N
Yamaha APX500
Last edited by BjarnedeGraaf at Feb 13, 2014,
#6
Quote by So-Cal
What do you get when you cross a user with a train?




RIP Kensai
Hey, look. Sigs are back.
#8
Quote by captainsnazz
what do you do when you get a new amp and your tone still sucks?
stop playing guitar and make edm instead you fucking idiot


I thought u'd say "time for a new amp" but then I looked at your username and all was K.
My Soundcloud

My beginner rig:

Epiphone Goth G-400 SG
Line 6 Spider IV (Don't judge me, I was young and stupid)
Stagg SW203N
Yamaha APX500
#9
Who do you call every time you enter the sex thread ?

The Ghostbusters

Get it, cause ectoplasm.
#10
Quote by lemmyisgod97
Who do you call every time you enter the sex thread ?

The Ghostbusters

Get it, cause ectoplasm.

because its a dead thread
#11
Quote by So-Cal
What do you get when you cross a user with a train?

daytripper75

Bullieve


Quote by Amuro Jay
I'm gonna need specific instructions again on how to properly dance with my pants on my head.
Quote by lolmnt
First you put your pants on your head.
Second you dance.
Third you wipe off all the pussy.
#12
Quote by ChucklesMginty
Hey guys remember when Slash did a Q&A that one time?

He said he'd come back. Where has he been?

Ha, I think he was supposed to do one once a month but then f*cked off when his album came out.
#18
Quote by Joshua Garcia
What did the UG News Anchor do?

*reported

I thought you were gunna say "reads off other people's cue cards" which is a much better joke
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#19
Quote by metal4eva_22
What did the fox say?

Pretentious and Autistic. A lot.

Quote by DonGlover

You look like a young Eugene Levy, but with a moustache.

Quote by slapsymcdougal
Quote by Dreadnought
Kicking a man when he's down, I'm proud of you

When they're down is the safest time.

Soundcloud
Sharks Stanley Cup 15-16
Sharks Stanley Cup 16-17,,,,?
#20
Remember when there was a good list on UG news?
Neither do I
I fell asleep on my arm once, scariest thing that ever happened to me. I thought it was kill.

UG's only Belgian Prog Rock band member
Here's my Equipboard: http://equipboard.com/wdsuita
#22
What involves a circle of friends, zero eye contact, and a lot of confusion?

Watching "The Prestige"
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LET'S GO BUCKS
#23
What did the UG'er do when he got laid for the first time?

Not exist.



What's the difference between a UG'er and Hitler?

Hitler actually had legitimate talent when he wasn't a cunt.



And because I'm practially asking for a third ban:


What's the Pit's favorite fast-food place to eat?

AssBurger King.
#24
Quote by Ian_the_fox
What did the UG'er do when he got laid for the first time?

Change my diaper please.

I punched this one up for you.
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#26
Quote by lolmnt
I punched this one up for you.
Oh come on, why would I wanna do that?

The squish is part of the fun.


I'm so sorrry.
#28
Quote by BjarnedeGraaf
Who is the user with the best looking pair of pants?

Trowzaa


Get it? cause it sounds like.... trowsers in slang... oh nvm




What happens to your poo when you use a dildo?

it gets greasy


only chat thread kids will remember xoxo
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#30
Quote by Trowzaa
What happens to your poo when you use a dildo?

it gets greasy


only chat thread kids will remember xoxo
That's strange because I've never had that ha- I mean...

lol. C=
#31
Quote by Ian_the_fox
What's the difference between a UG'er and Hitler?

Hitler actually had legitimate talent when he wasn't a cunt.


2013 #5 Uger
2012 #7 Uger

Quote by jetfuel495
Jesus, Horsedick, you are my hero

Quote by JayT44
don't worry guys his girlfriend is black, she said it was okay for him to say that.



Stalk Me

Shitty Covers

Original Music

Lastfm
#33
Quote by archangels
^
I wish I was at home so I could reply with the "**** you Sonic" panel.

What's a UGer's favorite type of candy?


Carmel



Is she even still around?


Ian's favorite is postrock candy.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#35
Quote by captainsnazz
theo's favourite is people flavoured


i don't like people flavored candy only people flavored people
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#36
Quote by K'Nuckles
What do you get after using a dildo?

A greasy shit.

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
#39
Quote by DisarmGoliath
Yes, unfortunately.


Still completely oblivious to his own hypocrisy and woefully outspoken about things he's ignorant about?
#40
Quote by blake1221
Still completely oblivious to his own hypocrisy and woefully outspoken about things he's ignorant about?

are you talking about me?
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Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
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