Poll: Please?
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View poll results: Please?
Ok.
33 52%
I hate you!
16 25%
Who are you?
15 23%
Voters: 64.
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#1
I am hoping to increase my number of friends to at least 1.

Friendship now comes with this unique offer that is only available tonight:
-My company during bad times
-Someone to play games with
-Helps you take revenge on your ex
-Always in for some gay experimentation
-Free Weed.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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Last edited by Neo Evil11 at Feb 13, 2014,
#2
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#3
Is that a yes?
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#5
Voted "who are you" just for the mad bantz
dirtbag ballet by the bins down the alley
as i walk through the chalet of the shadow of death
everything that you've come to expect


#7
lol at the people voting yes not knowing what they're in for when having Neo as a friend
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#8
Quote by Dirk Gently
I suppose my question then is: what's in it for me?

Friendship now comes with this unique offer that is only available tonight:
-My company during bad times
-Someone to play games with
-Helps you take revenge on your ex
-Always in for some gay experimentation
-Free Weed.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#9
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
lol at the people voting yes not knowing what they're in for when having Neo as a friend

We're not even close to being friends, so you cannot know what they're in for.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#10
Quote by Neo Evil11
Friendship now comes with this unique offer that is only available tonight:
-My company during bad times
-Someone to play games with
-Helps you take revenge on your ex
-Always in for some gay experimentation
-Free Weed.


Hi, friend.
ayy lmao
#11
Quote by Neo Evil11
We're not even close to being friends, so you cannot know what they're in for.


thank god for that

and no, i rejected your friendship when you sent me one m8
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#12
Quote by chookiecookie
Hi, friend.

Hi.

Which one of those was particularly pleasing?
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#13
I would be your friend, but I'm already your friend and it would be weird
It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#14
Quote by JohnnyGenzale
thank god for that

and no, i rejected your friendship when you sent me one m8

Actually on UG we are "friends". I never sent you one IRL.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#15
I need some weed.
Quote by joshua garcia
I was incredibly drunk and only really remember writing a fanfic where ESP was getting porked by a pony.

Quote by guitar0player
I'd honestly fap to anything with a set of genitals as long as I find it aesthetically appealing.
#16
Quote by Obsceneairwaves
I would be your friend, but I'm already your friend and it would be weird

Judging by the mind**** of an avatar you have there, I'd say weird is your thing.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#18
Hold on, are those offers only good for tonight, or if we accept your friendship do we get those forever?
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#19
It's a yes from me
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽ WE ARE ROB ༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽
#20
Quote by AeroRocker
Hold on, are those offers only good for tonight, or if we accept your friendship do we get those forever?

Depends on how close by you live.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#21
Quote by King Donkey
<3 you neo.

u.



Quote by slash_GNR666
It's a yes from me

Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#23
Quote by Neo Evil11
Hi.

Which one of those was particularly pleasing?


particularly all of them.

perhaps we could get high, keep each other company, play some games, take revenge on my ex then experiment with our sexuality.
ayy lmao
#24
Quote by chookiecookie
particularly all of them.

perhaps we could get high, keep each other company, play some games, take revenge on my ex then experiment with our sexuality.

That's exactly the order in which I wanted to do those.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#25
Quote by Neo Evil11
Friendship now comes with this unique offer that is only available tonight:
-My company during bad times
-Someone to play games with
-Helps you take revenge on your ex
-Always in for some gay experimentation
-Free Weed.

When I voted "Ok", I ment more in the line of "Ok, you can hang out around my place while we both do our own thing, sharing a comment/thought once or twice."
#26
Quote by -Mantra-
When I voted "Ok", I ment more in the line of "Ok, you can hang out around my place while we both do our own thing, sharing a comment/thought once or twice."

That's not a friendship, that's a relationship. Friends are there for fun times and are there forever.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#28
Quote by Neo Evil11
Judging by the mind**** of an avatar you have there, I'd say weird is your thing.

It's over simplified, So what!

Quote by eGraham
I'm going to be on top of what is called a knob
Quote by theguitarist
Big ones can be fun in some ways but generally, they are a pain in the ass.
Quote by Wolfinator-x
I don't know what is going on in this thread or why I have an erection.
#29
Quote by So-Cal
i would say yes but someone already asked me

i am prepared to kill that person just to be your friend. Please tell me it's Trowzaa.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#32
Quote by Oyface
I'm in.

Some of the others here already smoked most. You have to come here quickly.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#33
Id rather bake it into brownies. Mmm weed brownies.
Quote by joshua garcia
I was incredibly drunk and only really remember writing a fanfic where ESP was getting porked by a pony.

Quote by guitar0player
I'd honestly fap to anything with a set of genitals as long as I find it aesthetically appealing.
#34
Quote by losing battle
Id rather bake it into brownies. Mmm weed brownies.

My nigga unfortunately I don't allow Bronies into my friends.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#35
Quote by Neo Evil11
i am prepared to kill that person just to be your friend. Please tell me it's Trowzaa.

it was me
#36
Quote by Neo Evil11
That's exactly the order in which I wanted to do those.


we were made for each other bb
ayy lmao
#37
Quote by So-Cal
it was me

I'm unsure how to deal with this circularity. I must kill you to gain a potential friend, but then I lose a potential friend.

^
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

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#38
Quote by Neo Evil11
Some of the others here already smoked most. You have to come here quickly.

Don't worry, I didn't just come for the weed. <3


Just kidding. See ya, never.
#39
But can you bowl?
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#40
Quote by Neo Evil11
My nigga unfortunately I don't allow Bronies into my friends.

One of these days you will profess your love for me and our e-child will be the greastest troll this forum has ever seen nd likely Banhammered in a week because some one uses their account to post porn.
Quote by joshua garcia
I was incredibly drunk and only really remember writing a fanfic where ESP was getting porked by a pony.

Quote by guitar0player
I'd honestly fap to anything with a set of genitals as long as I find it aesthetically appealing.
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