#1
so i'm just sitting here and im just like i should like, meet a girl, or something, and she could like, be my new girlfriend or something. that would be pretty sick,

how do
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#2
sweet dance moves
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#4
craigslist.
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#6
ask your mum to go to the prom with you :3
It's over simplified, So what!

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#8
Go find where they hand out food stamps in your country and show off your mums car to all the fine ladies and they'll think you'll have money and flock to your peen.
#9
I reccomend joining the Navy
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#10
Buy a lot of MDMA. Go to a party. Give MDMA to all the girls. Surely one of them will have sex with you. Make sure to get her pregnant. Threaten to kill yourself if she leaves you. Girlfriend acquired.

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#12
Show them all your nipples
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#14
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#15
But burg.... I've loved you all along. ;_;
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#16
The secret is phone numbers. Sometimes people get all hung up on asking a girl on a date, but all you really need is her NUMBER. Then you can just text her that you want to hang out. And then if she agrees to hang out with you, it means you're in!

Think about this: if you get the phone number of every single girl you see, you could potentially have sex with ALL of them.

Then think about this: if you rock a girls world in the sack there is a 100% chance she will agree to be your girlfriend.
Listen. I'm sorry.
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#17
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how do

For starters, don't do this.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#18
Show girls this excellent thread you've made.
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#19
chicks get weirded out by internet forums tho
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#23
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chicks get weirded out by internet forums tho
No, no, no, they love it. Especially that you browse this forum at 3:40, they'll connect your nocturnal habits with going all night long.
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#24
mate I want to buy water from you.
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#25
I left my number for a waitress tonightt and now feel really stupid. So don't do that
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#26
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LOL I ****ing died...
#27
You just kinda have to get out there and be somewhat social.

Don't try to be something you're not, but be confident. Asking a girl to coffee isn't likely going to creep a girl out, but if it does, she's a bitch
#29
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I left my number for a waitress tonightt and now feel really stupid. So don't do that

I dunno, when I used to work at a restaurant I saw some 7/10 guy do that to this 8/10 girl and she ended up banging him. That girl was like borderline nympho though.
Listen. I'm sorry.
#31
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I dunno, when I used to work at a restaurant I saw some 7/10 guy do that to this 8/10 girl and she ended up banging him. That girl was like borderline nympho though.

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#32
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liek total beta fedora wanker bender shit


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#33
Trust me, I know. Imagine how ****ed up it is actually being me.
Listen. I'm sorry.
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#34
^whatevs life is all about the stories you acquire.

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The secret is phone numbers. Sometimes people get all hung up on asking a girl on a date, but all you really need is her NUMBER. Then you can just text her that you want to hang out. And then if she agrees to hang out with you, it means you're in!

Think about this: if you get the phone number of every single girl you see, you could potentially have sex with ALL of them.

Then think about this: if you rock a girls world in the sack there is a 100% chance she will agree to be your girlfriend.

Wisdom.

But really Burg. There's no reason to get tied down. Just go out and have a good time, get numbers and if you find a ladeh that's worth the title of Mrs. Burgy-wurgy-woo, then...
BOOM-SHAKALAKALAKA-BOOM-SHAKALAKUNGA
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#35
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Hiitin u up m9
ayy lmao
#36
wonderwall them bitches man, just wonderwall them.
You who build these altars now

To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
#37
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liek total beta fedora wanker bender shit


serouskly fucek your posts

al of your piosts.


hmui if uagre

ill hit your mom up lols how bout that
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#38
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The secret is phone numbers. Sometimes people get all hung up on asking a girl on a date, but all you really need is her NUMBER. Then you can just text her that you want to hang out. And then if she agrees to hang out with you, it means you're in!

Think about this: if you get the phone number of every single girl you see, you could potentially have sex with ALL of them.

Then think about this: if you rock a girls world in the sack there is a 100% chance she will agree to be your girlfriend.



this is actually pretty good advice...