Anders Brevik threatening hunger strike until he is provided better video games

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#1
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/14/breivik-hunger-strike-video-games_n_4788567.html

Anders Brevik (who killed 77 people) has been given nothing more than a crappy Playstaion 2 and is going on a hunger strike until his console is upgraded to a Playstion 3. He also demanded that he be provided with more adult games that he gets to choose himself and his own PC.

Seriously, what kind of backwards-ass prison system forces their prisoners to play on 6th generation consoles?
#2
Typical gamer behavior.
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#4
He reckons he's being treated like an animal?

When did anyone last see an animal playing a PS2?

Also, it sounds like prisons in Norway aren't actually prisons if you can play video games and get given money and stuff

Get your shit together, Norway!
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#5
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How did he only get a 21 year sentence for killing 77 people? ****in Norway

Because their system is 235243 times better than the American one, probably.
#6
PS2 is the shit! What a whiner.
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#7
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He reckons he's being treated like an animal?

When did anyone last see an animal playing a PS2?




Also, it sounds like prisons in Norway aren't actually prisons if you can play video games and get given money and stuff

Get your shit together, Norway!


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#8
Give him an Atari.
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#9
Holy shit, this guy killed 77 people and he still has more game consoles than I do.

I wanna go to Norway prison
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#10
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Because their system is 235243 times better than the American one, probably.
I'd love it if I could kill someone obnoxious and then spend 3 months in prison chilling and playing PS2.
#11
oh jesus guys. we're already ****ing doing this?

We've been given a golden opportunity to make fun of gamers and you shitheads are ruining it.
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They're based on rehabilitation, not punishment


But he gets to sit around all day and play video games for free. This guy's living my dream.

Can I go to prison in Norway?
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#17
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But he gets to sit around all day and play video games for free. This guy's living my dream.


His "life in the fast lane" lifestyle will catch up to him eventually
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But he gets to sit around all day and play video games for free. This guy's living my dream.

Can I go to prison in Norway?

I think you have to get citizenship first, otherwise when you go there and blow up scores of people they'll just extradite you to murrica and then we'll murder you right back.
#19
Quote by JackWhiteIsButts
How did he only get a 21 year sentence for killing 77 people? ****in Norway

Because that's the max sentence in Norway.

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Why did he get any video games? Let him go on a hunger strike. My guess is, he'll give up before too long.
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Because that's the max sentence in Norway.

OT:
Why did he get any video games? Let him go on a hunger strike. My guess is, he'll give up before too long.
That's the same strategy every mother of a gamer uses, so it'll work here too.
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oh jesus guys. we're already ****ing doing this?

We've been given a golden opportunity to make fun of gamers and you shitheads are ruining it.

Making fun of forum mods is way better.
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#22
To be fair, a lot of gamers would probably benefit from a hunger strike.

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#23
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I'd love it if I could kill someone obnoxious and then spend 3 months in prison chilling and playing PS2.

More to Norway then
#24
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Making fun of forum mods is way better.

Making fun of sixty year old men who post on forums is even better than that.
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#25
thats a low blow man
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#26
I wish I could tell you that Anders fought the good fight, and the Norwegian state let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but prison in Norway is no fairy-tale world.
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#27
Dont they have something similar in china were prisoners are forced to play WOW on the prison gaurds accounts so they dont have to do all that grinding themselves? Any who norway seems pretty kew now.
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Gonna take me another 5 years to reach 60. By then you'll be 70 in asshole years.
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#30
They should take it off him and give him an N64 with that shitty Superman game instead.
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#31
Why not battletoads while we're at it?
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#33
I have Swedish and Norwegian friends and they tell me homeless people will commit crimes so that they can go to prison because life is a lot better there.
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#34
Let him die.
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#35
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Force him to play through Ride To Hell: Retribution.


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#36
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I have Swedish and Norwegian friends and they tell me homeless people will commit crimes so that they can go to prison because life is a lot better there.

They should take better care of their homeless people
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Gonna take me another 5 years to reach 60. By then you'll be 70 in asshole years.

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#38
If he wants better video games he should be asking for a Dreamcast or Gamecube.
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#39
holy crap, I've lived in 2 countries the US and China, I really think Norway should just send him either place and have him really dealt with, 77 people and you get a playstation, the hell is that
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holy crap, I've lived in 2 countries the US and China, I really think Norway should just send him either place and have him really dealt with, 77 people and you get a playstation, the hell is that

Rehabilitation obvs.
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