#1
I've seen enough cartoons to know this a common occurrence in places with skunks, has it ever happened to you? Does washing yourself with tomatoes really work? I'm watching curious george right now and that lil monkey got shat on like twice in a row and it got in his eyes lmao

it happened again!
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#2
Just the once

Didn't happen after I shat on him
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#3
A skunk with projectile shit? Where in the hell do you live?

Guess you could say those skunks really have their shit together. Literally.
#4
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#6
Title is so nonchalant
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#7
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#10
It isn't shit.


I haven't been sprayed but our dogs have been before. It's not uncommon to smell it when you're outside.
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#11
it's not shit its chemicals m8 they have little beads in their ass and they spray nasty ass stank on your face because youre a minger
they're coming to take me away
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#12
Its just smelly chemicals, not shit.

They only do it if they really feel threatened though, so mostly it just happens to dogs.
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#14
Skunks pee on you not poop.
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#16
I don't think shat is the technical term - but its happened to me twice. I go running a lot at night and sometimes you just quickly turn around a corner where they're chilling and it scares them. First time wasn't that bad, but I don't think I was directly sprayed. Second time was awful - and I mean utterly painful. I had trouble breathing for nearly 20 minutes and was found passed out on the ground. The smell didn't really stay on me, but I had to throw out all of the clothes I was wearing (thankfully just crappy expendable workout clothes). I ended up jumping into the pool and swimming for a few hours because I wasn't allowed back into my house, which was the only successful method I found to get relief. I didn't have tomato sauce but I was disoriented and desperate so I lathered myself with ketchup, which didn't really help at all. It really is just a horrible experience filled with confusion, dizziness, vomiting, and a major headache. Needless to say, I now sympathize more for the cartoon characters who find themselves in that situation.
#17
I haven't been, but in it's defense, I did pull out of it's asshole too fast.
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#18
I feel like I read somewhere that the odor is in fact fired via projectile pellets that break open or disintegrate or something. So I guess they have shat on me...or rather my friend's dog I was with, which in turn stunk up his house and my stuff that was in it...
#19
This one time me and my buds were out for a rip on my back porch and I decided to go take a leak back behind the tree caus it was closer then going inside to the actual bathroom. Anyway, after I hear something and I turn around and there's a skunk right behind me. Without thinking, completly by reaction I just boot this mother****er with all my might, with my **** still hanging out of my pants. Its going flying backwards and mid-air upside down it sprays its shit, its a yellowsh green mist, only missing me by about two meters.
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This one time me and my buds were out for a rip on my back porch and I decided to go take a leak back behind the tree caus it was closer then going inside to the actual bathroom. Anyway, after I hear something and I turn around and there's a skunk right behind me. Without thinking, completly by reaction I just boot this mother****er with all my might, with my **** still hanging out of my pants. Its going flying backwards and mid-air upside down it sprays its shit, its a yellowsh green mist, only missing me by about two meters.





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