#1
So everything was smooth sailing until my neighbor said she was gonna change into something comfy. So she went from wearing yoga pants to short shorts. I am just unsure as to how i should proceed. Should i try something or let it play out? I have had a few drinks, but im sure she is sober as a bird.
#2
Try something lol
It'll be funny.

"Sooo, you look pretty good in dem short shorts. Wanna have sex?"
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#3
Whip your dick out. It'll make her horny as fuck.
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#5
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Whip your dick out. It'll make her horny as fuck.

Youre saying i should penis her
#6
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Try something lol
It'll be funny.

"Sooo, you look pretty good in dem short shorts. Wanna have sex?"

I have had a few drinks, i dont want this to end up as a rape charge
#8
i don't think you're about to get anything.

if you were, you wouldn't be posting on the off topic section of a guitar website....

piss off
ayy lmao
#9
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there's nothing more comfortable than yoga pants so something's obviously off.

she thinks you're gay, OP.

I knew it
#10
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Youre saying i should penis her

Yes. Pull it out and say "I'm gon' take a good girl, I know you want it. The way you grab me. Must wanna get nasty"
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#11
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i don't think you're about to get anything.

if you were, you wouldn't be posting on the off topic section of a guitar website....

piss off

Calm down, friend
#14
Godspeed.
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#15
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there's nothing more comfortable than yoga pants so something's obviously off.

she thinks you're gay, OP.

Lol
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i don't think you're about to get anything.

if you were, you wouldn't be posting on the off topic section of a guitar website....

piss off

LOL
#16
Make sure you drink a lot of water before hand so you need to pee really badly. I heard that's how it works.
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#18
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Make sure you drink a lot of water before hand so you need to pee really badly. I heard that's how it works.

This. This is that secret to a bigger penis that doctors don't want you to know about. That same one in the pornhub ads.
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#21
Whatever you do, be safe about it. Make sure she wears a condom and have a drink of spermicide beforehand.
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#22
When I read this thread I pictured TS, typical UG user, buttnaked inside a girl, not moving, looking confused and on his phone (asking us for guidance)
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#23
Fake thread
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#25
That's your own fault. You should have been powersliding with a cigg in your mouth while playing mario kart.
#27
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I have had a few drinks, i dont want this to end up as a rape charge

You are so going to get raped.

I'll try to cast a spell of protection on your nethers, but it might not work at this distance.

EDIT:
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Well no sexing happened, darn

Success! Penis wizard, away!!!
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#28
Leave the opportunity for someone who can actually satisfy a woman.
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