#1
As a lifeguard you clean up many things. But today i cleaned up menstruation. What would be a funny term for that??
#3
Not enough terms.
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#5
It's over simplified, So what!

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#10
you're a pusstodian
a menstratanance man
cleaner of vaginal blood
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#11
Parting the red sea?
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#14
I'm so glad I quit my job as a lifeguard. That shit is the worst. But I guess I would take cleaning up shit over period blood. Depends on the scope of the mess though.
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#17
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Menstru-man!

Alternatively you could write a crime novel about it called 'The Menstruation Situation' to find outwhodunnit.
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#18
should have taken the dirt road
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To sacrifice these children
You must not do it anymore
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#23
Is there a term for when your stomach hurts and you feel the need to take a huge dump. Only to sit on your throne and strain, for only a few tiny nuggets to pop out?


Aside from disappointment.
#24
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Is there a term for when your stomach hurts and you feel the need to take a huge dump. Only to sit on your throne and strain, for only a few tiny nuggets to pop out?


Aside from disappointment.

I call it the "pre-dump dump" because whenever that happens I take a huge dump a few hours later.
#27
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I'm so glad I quit my job as a lifeguard. That shit is the worst. But I guess I would take cleaning up shit over period blood. Depends on the scope of the mess though.


Oh man it was all over the pool deck from the hottub to the sauna then she finally realized that it happend when she was in the sauna and ran to the locker still tracking it everywhere lol.... i was pretty pissed. I didn't see it until i turned off the slide.