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#1
Like seriously, what the hell do you do when your internet goes down? Mine went down for like 12 hours from last night till earlier today. I usually get on for like 2 or 6 hours before I go to bed, but last night I couldn't figure out what to do without it.

Guitar only lasts for like an hour and I'm sure as hell not gonna read a book for more than 2 minutes. Also, don't say first world problems or masturbation.
#2
Go to the video store and rent a lot of porn
It's over simplified, So what!

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#3
I usually end up going for a walk and/or going out to eat somewhere.
And, I have loads of DVD's and video games I can occupy myself with
#5
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don't say first world problems or masturbation.


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#7
I have tons of shows and games saved for such an occasion.

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#8
hey watching porn and masturbating are two very different things

but for a serious answer, not much really changes for me. instead of browsing the fine wares the web has to offer I just go down to the pub or watch movies or read a book
It's over simplified, So what!

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#9
Watch TV or play guitar.

But you think OP is something to complain about? Just last month I went a week and 3 days with no internet OR cable.

I was soo bored I finished the campaign for CoD Ghosts. And also found all those intel things. And got all the campaign achievements.

...Yeah I was pretty darn bored.
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#10
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I usually end up going for a walk and/or going out to eat somewhere.
And, I have loads of DVD's and video games I can occupy myself with


Yea see if it was during the day I could do that, but this was late at night on a weekday, can't really just up and go out, nor did I feel like it.

But yea, this thread has made me realize that I was indeed right that there is nothing to do once the internet goes out
#11
Two summers ago I lived at my mom's house and went without internet for 9 weeks. Guess what else I didn't do?


The answer is fap. I didn't fap at all for 9 weeks and didn't even realize it, because for once in my life I was genuinely busy.

Then I got internet, a brand new computer and 32" LCD and experienced porn like it was meant to be experienced. What a day.


At any rate: I was also writing a novel that summer, and I did that for hours each night, even after I got internet, but especially before.
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Two summers ago I lived at my mom's house and went without internet for 9 weeks. Guess what else I didn't do?


The answer is fap. I didn't fap at all for 9 weeks and didn't even realize it, because for once in my life I was genuinely busy.
Forgot for how long, but I had a friend who said the same thing. It's odd how that works.
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#14
you could stop being a pussy and play outside.
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#15
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you could stop being a pussy and play outside.
When it was down for me, I also welcomed this idea. But playing in 20 degrees fahrenheit isn't exactly best playing weather. :/
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#16
depends what you're playing
It's over simplified, So what!

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#18
Call yer mum. She misses you.
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#19
I should point out that the summer I didn't have internet I was working full time, 8-5. Otherwise it would've been absolutely intolerable.

If I had to go without internet right now, I'd spend a lot more time outside or doing something useful.
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#20
you sir need to purchase yourself some cannabis buds
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#21
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you could stop being a pussy and play outside.



Don't be ludicrous.
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I swear that rap part in that justin bieber song is just blowing my mind.
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#25
Justin beiber probably doesn't have any problem finding something to do when his internet is out.
#26
Use my 4g phone as a hotpot. Booooyaaaaahhhhhhh.
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#30
This is why I have like 200 hours of stuff to watch on my computer + like 10 video games I haven't touched. If my electricity goes out I have a noose in my closet
#31
Have a crank
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#32
I listen to music and read. Stop being a wanker and start reading. It's good for you.


Oh, and have a crank.
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#34
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#35
Usually I play guitar or bass, try to get through Joyce's Ulysses, call my GF, or possibly bake a cake or something.
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#36
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Usually I play guitar or bass, try to get through Joyce's Ulysses, call my GF, or possibly bake a cake or something.


/Thread. errrrbody loves cake
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#38
Obvious answer is tether your phone to your computer, duh.

Or play a board game. Listen to an album you haven't heard yet. Go for a walk. Clean stuff around the house. Do drugs to make all of these experiences better, and you may forget you ever had internet in the first place.
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