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Pit. I want to quit my career as a PhD student, leave everything behind and just go for the open road. I need your advise on how to find small temporary jobs on the road and other things I need to sustain my life, as well as how to access UG without internet.

What is the safest way to hop the trains?
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#3
you already are a homo though




#4
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you already are a homo though

Those two things are unrelated. Also I have no idea why you think you'd know my sexual preferences.
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#5
start suckin dem diks lol.
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#6
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Those two things are unrelated. Also I have no idea why you think you'd know my sexual preferences.

sapien




#7
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I want to quit my career as a PhD student


If you are in a PhD program, your country (the Netherlands, was it?) officially has the worst education system in the world.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#8
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start suckin dem diks lol.

Whats goes around must come down
#9
You can sleep underwater. Don't worry about air as you will adjust to it soon. Make sure to strap cinderblocks onto your feet to prevent stiff legs! Enjoy!!
#10
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sapien

I don't know about you but I'm a homo sapiens sapiens.
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#11
Cya bye.
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If you are in a PhD program, your country (the Netherlands, was it?) officially has the worst education system in the world.

Maybe, just maybe, my online behaviour is completely different from who I am irl. Who'd imagine? And the netherlands has a pretty good education system.
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Maybe, just maybe, my online behaviour is completely different from who I am irl. Who'd imagine? And the netherlands has a pretty good education system.

I'd bet lunch you're a douche bag irl too.
if I'm wrong I'll buy you lunch.
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#16
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PhD in what?

Sex
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I'd bet lunch you're a douche bag irl too.
if I'm wrong I'll buy you lunch.

Still, being a douche bag has nothing to do with being allowed into a PhD program. They did not know my personality, just my grades, recommendations, GRE and TOEFL.

And I would gladly buy you lunch next time you are around.
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Still, being a douche bag has nothing to do with being allowed into a PhD program. They did not know my personality, just my grades, recommendations, GRE and TOEFL.

And I would gladly buy you lunch next time you are around.

Was not disparaging the Dutch educational system. Have met some rather brilliant residents of your country. And becoming a doctor does not require you to have a shining personality. I was simply calling you a douche bag.
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#21
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Was not disparaging the Dutch educational system. Have met some rather brilliant residents of your country. And becoming a doctor does not require you to have a shining personality. I was simply calling you a douche bag.

Ok then.

Still no help by anyone on how to achieve my dream...
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#22
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Ok then.

Still no help by anyone on how to achieve my dream...

I'd still have a beer with ya.
I have standards they just aren't very high.
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#23
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I'd still have a beer with ya.
I have standards they just aren't very high.

I'm straight edge sorry. Coca-Cola for me.
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#24
Walk out the door, toss your wallet and key into a river. (on second thought, give the wallet to me, pm for adress)

The rest will be pretty obvious
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#25
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Walk out the door, toss your wallet and key into a river. (on second thought, give the wallet to me, pm for adress)

The rest will be pretty obvious

I'd prefer to keep my wallet. Where else will I keep the condoms? Bitches love hobos so I need to be prepared.
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#26
There is no safe way. If you get caught by a trainyard guard they'll face fucck you until you can't breathe. It's not hard to become homeless i'm sure. Just go outside and dont work and dont get money through employment or trade. Just not give a fucck and live in a cardboard box next to a garbage bin engulfed in flames while the other guy shits in the shit corner where the empty malt liquor bottles are.

BTW Hobo Joe wants his syringe back.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#27
Hobo Joe has to wait his turn.

I meant the mechanics of hopping on a speeding train. It just seems so dangerous.
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#30
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Finish your Ph.D first.

Yeah was kind of thinking that. Need the Ph.D money to pay back some loans. Don't want to go out with 5k debt.
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#31
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Pit. I want to quit my career as a PhD student, leave everything behind and just go for the open road...

Are you sure you just didn't want to (once again) state you're a PhD student?
#32
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Are you sure you just didn't want to (once again) state you're a PhD student?

Nah was watching something on TV that featured hobos in the USA and it looked pretty swell.
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#33
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Nah was watching something on TV that featured hobos in the USA and it looked pretty swell.

So it doesn't take much?
#34
Strolling down the Mississippi
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#37
Hobo signs



How helpful of them.
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#38
A homeless guy where I live slept in a bin last night and nearly got crushed to death this morning by the rubbish collection truck, you should probably do that.
#40
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Confirmed for douchebag

You're the kind of person that peerpressures everyone into bingedrinking, aren't you?
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