Poll: Do you CPR?
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I'd do CPR on one of them if needed.
50 96%
I wouldn't...
2 4%
Voters: 52.
#1
Would you do it?

And what would be weirdest, doing CPR on your dad or your mom?


inb4 doing CPR on your mom

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Last edited by Minicaxotinho at Feb 21, 2014,
#4
only if they didn't notice when I slipped 'em the tongue
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#9
Yeah of course. Why would you just let someone die if you had the ability to save them
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#10
When my father had a stroke in his home with nobody else in the house except me, I almost had to.
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#12
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lolno


anyway, mom yea. dad no because hes a chode that pulled guns on family members and is generally a person not worth saving
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Yeah of course. Why would you just let someone die if you had the ability to save them

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#16
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they stopped doing the mouth to mouth thing

Really? What an age we live in...


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#18
trigger warning pls

also yeah the general advice these days is just to do the chest compressions
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#19
CPR is not kissing, so i would. without my dad I'd be totally ****ed xD
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#23
Yes. Without hesitation. Next question.
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#24
I just saw this in an article:



A bit too much tounge maybe?
Last edited by MetalMullet at Feb 22, 2014,
#25
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but with children and victims of drowning you have to start with 5 mouth to mouth breathings.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILxjxfB4zNk

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#26
I'm certified to do it, and I wouldn't want one of my parents to die. So yes, of course I would.
#27
My dad... Probably not. But that's because he's a piece of shit and I haven't spoken to him in 3 years lol. He's already dead as far as I'm aware. My mum? Of course! I'd probably do it to anyone who needed it, since I am trained in Standard First Aid and CPR. FYI, the mouth to mouth part isn't a thing anymore lol. They've stopped teaching it recently because it has been discovered to be pretty much irrelevant.
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#28
You guys know that CPR is more about the chest presses than anything, right? You don't even gotta blow in.
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#29
I didn't even realize this was a question about mouth-to-mouth. I thought it was which of your parents you want dead.
#30
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You guys know that CPR is more about the chest presses than anything, right? You don't even gotta blow in.

And even if you do mouth to mouth, they give you mouth guards at CPR training and if you aren't certified it's sorta dangerous for you to do CPR in the first place so this is really not an issue at all.
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#31
I just did a little reading, and apparently compression only CPR is better for adults in most cases, except in drowning and overdoses, but for children compression only CPR isn't much better than not doing CPR at all.
#32
My dad is a skeleton so no.
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#33
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You guys know that CPR is more about the chest presses than anything, right? You don't even gotta blow in.


I tried to tell them

they did not listen
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#34
So, as far as I understand, chest pressing itself causes lungs to increase and decrease in volume, so mouthing isn't necessary at all, but there are probably still different opinions on this even by professionals.
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