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#3
**** all these youtube vids.

But you can always get a cat.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/LYZyCdp.gif[/img]


Quote by CrossBack7
Momie's like not even a real person, just an asian, lesbian spirit.
#4
Waffle house is open. Go eat a waffle with your choice of pecans or choc chips. DAMN TASTY SON! While your there mack on the waffle house ladies cause you know they are all smokin hot


The obvious answer is to just go to a strip club and get your grind on. Strippers treat you extra special if you say you just broke up.
Last edited by cheesefries at Feb 22, 2014,
#6
^
10/10. Good reference and good withdrawal.

Quote by daytripper75
I'm drinking beer, and listening to some tasty pop punk and emo jams.
For a second I thought this said Pop-Tarts. For what it's worth, I would gladly join you in a tasty Pop-Tart eating session.

Would you like some Pop-Tarts?
I'll gladly buy you some Pop-Tarts.
Pretty sure Amazon sells Pop-Tarts.
I can order them to your address.
Would that make you feel better?
I know I would.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
Last edited by Joshua Garcia at Feb 22, 2014,
#8
damn dude. I haven't had a pop tart in years. Sounds tasty. I am a toaster strudel regular though. I would gladly partake in a toaster strudel eating contest.
Last edited by cheesefries at Feb 22, 2014,
#9
Currently consoling my best friend who just went through a pretty rough break up. Must be break up season or something.

Quote by Joshua Garcia
For a second I thought this said Pop-Tarts. For what it's worth, I would gladly join you in a tasty Pop-Tart eating session.

Would you like some Pop-Tarts?
I'll gladly buy you some Pop-Tarts.
Pretty sure Amazon sells Pop-Tarts.
I can order them to your address.
Would that make you feel better?
I know I would.

Ill jump on this idea and order you a pizza! Or donuts! I don't know if they have a delivery donut place where you live, but they do where I live.

Who needs a lady when you have pop tarts, pizza, and donuts?
YELLOWFRIZBEE s FreezerBurn


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#10
Quote by yellowfrizbee
Ill jump on this idea and order you a pizza! Or donuts! I don't know if they have a delivery donut place where you live, but they do where I live.

Who needs a lady when you have pop tarts, pizza, and donuts?
We could all start, like, some kind of charity where we buy him a bunch of food and have it delivered to his address. More than he can handle. He won't even know what to do with all the food. His gf would be soo jelly.

This could be a thing guys.

P.S. I checked and Amazon actually does sell Pop-Tarts.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#12
This is why I don't like arguing on the internet.
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If only you could back that statement up.
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Wolfgang's Philadelphia Study. Look it up yourself.
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No need to, absurd generalizations aren't my thing.
#13
Quote by Joshua Garcia


P.S. I checked and Amazon actually does sell Pop-Tarts.



If you're going to Amazon me some food, go with the 5lb bags of Haribo Gold Bears.
#14




Last edited by MinterMan22 at Feb 22, 2014,
#15
Quote by daytripper75
If you're going to Amazon me some food, go with the 5lb bags of Haribo Gold Bears.
Let's see....

http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummi-Candy-Gold-Bears-5-Pound/dp/B000EVOSE4/ref=sr_1_1_m?s=grocery&ie=UTF8&qid=1393048448&sr=1-1&keywords=golden+bears+5lb

$12?!?!? This guy is playing hard ball. >:/

Edit: OH MY GOD
Read the one star review:
Delicious and Dangerous
I got a sack for my birthday last month and, since they are so yummy, ate like half the bag that night after drinking my way through a boot of beer and a teacup of cider. I started the next morning pretending not to be hungover on what was my new bosses first day on the job. I met with her at 9:30 and immediately had to excuse myself. Vainly I tried to take care of business so it wasn't obvious that I was s***ting my brains out but it was like Gallagher smashed a watermelon with a sledgehammer. S*** was all over the sides of the toilet and all over my ass, balls and legs. There was some on the floor, I'm not sure how. When I finally got out of the bathroom like two weeks later my bosses door was closed. Thanks Haribo Gummise for making me be the "Poop Guy" at work.
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#16
Yo. $12 for 5 POUNDS of Gold Bears is a steal. They're practically giving them away.

That's $.16 per ounce. Gold is trading at $1324.90 per ounce right now. Which is the better deal, Gold or GOLD BEARS? Exactly.
#17
Quote by Joshua Garcia
We could all start, like, some kind of charity where we buy him a bunch of food and have it delivered to his address. More than he can handle. He won't even know what to do with all the food. His gf would be soo jelly.

This could be a thing guys.

P.S. I checked and Amazon actually does sell Pop-Tarts.

I love it! Daytripper, we "the pit" sentence you to drown in a shit ton of yummy food. This way youll die of a heart attack as opposed to a broken heart. Because we care.

Quote by daytripper75
If you're going to Amazon me some food, go with the 5lb bags of Haribo Gold Bears.


I'll amazon you 5lbs of Haribo Gold Bears if youll let me
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#19
Sorry dude. You're better than her in every way?
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#20
Quote by daytripper75
Yo. $12 for 5 POUNDS of Gold Bears is a steal. They're practically giving them away.

That's $.16 per ounce. Gold is trading at $1324.90 per ounce right now. Which is the better deal, Gold or GOLD BEARS? Exactly.
Herr. Herr herrrdyy herr...
I see what you did there.

Quote by yellowfrizbee
I'll amazon you 5lbs of Haribo Gold Bears if youll let me
NO I WANT TO DO IT!
Give me your address right now!
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#21
aww, sorry bro

Quote by Joshua Garcia


Edit: OH MY GOD
Read the one star review:

___

Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#22
did you get to break her ass?

me and my ex broke up and she cheated on me but then i remember the times we did anal and i realized i won no matter what
pinga
#23
Quote by Joshua Garcia
Herr. Herr herrrdyy herr...
I see what you did there.

NO I WANT TO DO IT!
Give me your address right now!

WHEN DID THIS TURN INTO A COMPETITION? I THOUGHT WE WERE ON THE SAME TEAM

Daytripper, give us both your address and let Joshua and I compete and one up each other at sending you things. It'll be so worth it when you start getting a million different items sent to your door. Nothing cures a break up like surprises!
YELLOWFRIZBEE s FreezerBurn


Stepco's Master
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#25
My girlfriend broke up with me send me things
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#27
daytripper just flip a coin. Winner buys the bag. I call heads.

^ But... how am I supposed to throw away my money now?
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#28
Quote by Joshua Garcia
daytripper just flip a coin. Winner buys the bag.

Yeah, this! Do this.

Heads I win, tails Joshua loses. Alright, and go!
YELLOWFRIZBEE s FreezerBurn


Stepco's Master
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#29
Quote by Joshua Garcia
daytripper just flip a coin. Winner buys the bag. I call heads.

^ But... how am I supposed to throw away my money now?

Buy ME things
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#30
Quote by Cb4rabid
did you get to break her ass?

me and my ex broke up and she cheated on me but then i remember the times we did anal and i realized i won no matter what


words from a MAN!
#31
Quote by lolmnt
Buy ME things
You want some pop tarts?
Quote by snipelfritz
You lost me at "Lubricate."

I'm raw, like nature. Nature boy. Big jungle leaves are my cum rags.

Sometimes I fuck a bamboo shoot.


There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#32
Quote by Cb4rabid
did you get to break her ass?

me and my ex broke up and she cheated on me but then i remember the times we did anal and i realized i won no matter what



No, but we did have a lot of sex.
#33
Quote by daytripper75
No, but we did have a lot of sex.

niiiiiice
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#34
Well look on the bright side, now you have more time for masturbation!
#35
Quote by TheChaz
Well look on the bright side, now you have more time for masturbation!



But I had steady sex.


Way to make me feel worse.
#37


You'll be a wonderful lover, daytripper75
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wtf is a selfie? is that like, touching yourself or something?
#38
Quote by chookiecookie
could always have sex with me to make her jealous

or just to have sex with me.



I don't sex men.
#40
Quote by daytripper75
I don't sex men.


You're assuming i'm a man.

Either way, it's all a moist and warm hole in the dark.
ayy lmao
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