Poll: height or cawk
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View poll results: height or cawk
height
29 41%
cawk
41 59%
Voters: 70.
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#1
Grow two inches of height, or grow two inches on your wang? Serious question, don't **** around.
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#3
My tool is average sized, but another 2 inches would just make it look stupid long, so I take height.
Not sure if a sig is a necessity.
#4
I think two inches bigger than my penis would legit scare most girls and some consider me on the short side a tad (I don't feel short really but I wouldn't turn down an extra 2 inches) so yeah
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#5
I think 6 foot is tall enough so i'd take an extra two inches on my wang and have a monster ****.
#6
Well i'm already pretty tall, and my wangs the average size, but I could have like 2 years of growth left considering i'm 16 and was a late bloomer, so I could get both if i'm lucky.
#8
I'm 5'6", I think it's obvious.
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#10
I'll take more penis. I'm already 5'10" tall, so I don't really need the extra height. I don't currently pack a python in my pants, so 2 inches down there wouldn't be extreme.
#13
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Can I take off two inches in height and get 4 inches in dick?

ur penis must be like, 2 inches
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#14
Height, though I no issue with either
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#15
I'm already 6'1" so height isn't an issue for me so longer wang for sure.
#16
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
ur penis must be like, 2 inches

No but it does look small in proportion to the rest of me. Losing two inches of height would be a lot more convenient in day to day life, the dick bit is just extra I guess?
#17
I WANT TO BE TALLER PLEASE and I don't really want a 2in dick (though it might actually be funny, I could scare people with it)
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#18
neither, I'm 6'2 and what would I even do with 10 inches of dick.
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#19
Speaking of wangs, have you guys seen that guy that has the biggest, it's 13 inches , seems kind of wasted on him tbh, he seems like the kind of guy that just sits in his moms basement all day playing world of warcraft and masturbating.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZGAjHi91_8
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#20
THEY SHALL CALL ME MOBY DICK

6'2'' already, so hi 3rd leg
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#21
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Speaking of wangs, have you guys seen that guy that has the biggest, it's 13 inches , seems kind of wasted on him tbh, he seems like the kind of guy that just sits in his moms basement all day playing world of warcraft and masturbating.
Have you watched what you posted? It's said he was fairly promiscuous during his 20's and had relationships with males and females.
Not sure if a sig is a necessity.
#22
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Have you watched what you posted? It's said he was fairly promiscuous during his 20's and had relationships with males and females.

Yeah, but he doesn't seem like a really cool guy who gets laid a lot, he seems like a guy perverted by porn and his own penis in a weird kind of way. Just the way he said, "I am very orally stimulated" was cringey as f*ck.
#23
This question is actually tough for me.
On one hand, I'm already 5'11, so height isn't an issue for me. Being 6'1 would be pretty cool. But on the other hand, my dick is already a good size, not a monster but it's more than sufficient. Two inches more would be a sasquatch.

Either way, it's a win win so both are equally okay. Ill go with dick though, **** it
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#24
Two inches of height is pretty negligible. Even if you are 5 feet tall, that's 60 inches. A 3 1/2% increase is not significant. Also two inches is really not much good unless you are 2 inches too short to ride a rollercoaster, be a model, or play basketball, and I don't think those really apply to most people here.

Two inches in your penis... even if you were already ten inches, that's still a 20% increase which would be quite noticeable. Five inches would be a 40% increase, not to mention that five inches versus seven is quite a difference when it comes to penises.
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#27
i wanna be better at basketball.

my guy downstairs does just fine now. it'd be cool but i don't get enough action to warrant giving up cracking six feet

#28
I'm about 190 cm. I don't need no height no more.

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#29
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Two inches of height is pretty negligible. Even if you are 5 feet tall, that's 60 inches. A 3 1/2% increase is not significant. Also two inches is really not much good unless you are 2 inches too short to ride a rollercoaster, be a model, or play basketball, and I don't think those really apply to most people here.

Two inches in your penis... even if you were already ten inches, that's still a 20% increase which would be quite noticeable. Five inches would be a 40% increase, not to mention that five inches versus seven is quite a difference when it comes to penises.

I have to disagree with you on height, it makes a big difference when buying clothes, doorways/planes/buses, whether you have to look up or stoop down to talk to people, etc, basically anything where the height of everything else is inflexible. Which is most situations. Even if you are comparing yourself to other people rather than objects, the average height of a given group isn't going to change by much so for all intents and purposes it is also a fixed height. Therefore any changes will be significant regardless of whether you become taller or shorter. Even if you are right in the middle of average for your gender/population, a 2-inch difference would be significant. I don't think you can base it on the proportion of change.


(I am basing some of this on my experiences of being 1-6 inches taller in heels)

v haha I guess this post is relevant to you too!
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#30
Two inches in height is nothing compared to two inches of dick

Not many short people would even pick height I bet

Six inches of height vs two inches of dick, now we're talkin'
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#31
I am really tall already, and my dick is proportional, so 2 inches on either would be an inconvenience, but I think it would be interesting to have a dick that long, i could teach it tricks and give it a tie and shit.
#32
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v haha I guess this post is relevant to you too!



Well of course you'd pick height, you're choosing between being taller or growing a 2 incher


I hope
#33
Height. I think I get by just fine with my current LOP (length of penis). I mean, a girl is gonna be more attracted to you if you're taller rather than your LOP. I just can't imagine that my love life would be drastically affected by adding 2" down there.
#34
Quote by Rockford_rocks
Well of course you'd pick height, you're choosing between being taller or growing a 2 incher


I hope

Of course I wasn't really justifying my choice in particular though, just saying why height matters more than what theo said. If I were a guy I might've chosen differently
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#37
I like being 5'7", I' m short but hell, at least I fit through most doorways and shit, I also have a friend who 6' and eh bangs his head into stuff all the time, so no thank you. I would however, like an 8" cawk, that would totally be a morale booster.
#38
I still haven't gotten an answer. Adding 2 inches to ones penis but not evening it out by increasing the girth will make it look weird. Girls like girth more than length anyway.
#39
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I think 6 foot is tall enough so i'd take an extra two inches on my wang and have a monster ****.


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#40
Quote by guitarxo
I have to disagree with you on height, it makes a big difference when buying clothes, doorways/planes/buses, whether you have to look up or stoop down to talk to people, etc, basically anything where the height of everything else is inflexible. Which is most situations. Even if you are comparing yourself to other people rather than objects, the average height of a given group isn't going to change by much so for all intents and purposes it is also a fixed height. Therefore any changes will be significant regardless of whether you become taller or shorter. Even if you are right in the middle of average for your gender/population, a 2-inch difference would be significant. I don't think you can base it on the proportion of change.


(I am basing some of this on my experiences of being 1-6 inches taller in heels)


None of those things really make a difference though. They're just little improvements. So you have to buy different clothes or look a little more down. That's not really a big deal. Just little things here and there.

And really, two inches for clothes probably doesn't matter unless it's something that is super tight and stiff (not at all stretchy) or like a suit or something. But the average person's t-shirts and tights and skirts and baggy pants and stuff would still all fit fine enough if you grew two inches.

Having to duck under doorways really isn't an issue unless you are already like seven feet tall, in which case you probably don't want any more height (unless you play center, in which case every inch matters). And that's something that you just make a minor adjustment that you would get used to after enough time.

Also two inches and six inches is really not the same at all when it comes to height. You can't really compare the two when it comes to something like this. Even so, it's not like you wear heels 24/7, but if you did, you would eventually get pretty used to being X number of inches taller anyway.
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