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#1
Because obviously most things can't feel better than having sex or feeling high. And by non-emotional I mean to rule out "the feeling of getting an A+ on the test" or some sappy crap.

I'll get us started:

When your body is cold and your stomach is empty and you drink something hot (coffee, soup). You can like feel the heat flowing into your belly.

Pooping one huge/long solid piece of a moderately firm consistency.

Feeling bass vibrations inside your chest from very loud and low frequencies.

Touching your hair after a prolonged period of holding some kind of vibrating machine. Like after you mow the lawn for an hour with a push mower and then jump in the shower, your hair just feels magically soft. Like a chinchilla made of clouds.

The sun on your back when you're not already overheated

Getting your hair brushed by someone else. I don't have my long hair anymore but it used to feel awesome. I don't know why it feels better when someone else does it... I guess it's like getting a handy vs. crankin it yourself.

Cracking your back

Butterflies in your stomach from a rollercoaster drop/ some steep fast decline in a forward motion


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#4
Endorphine rushes and DOMS after working out

Eating your belly so full of food that you feel your brain and thought processes slowing down

The adrenaline or whatever while playing a challenging game of Halo 3 or other game
#5
Getting your head scratched

oooooh yeah

EDIT: and the way you feel right before you are about to fall asleep. where you are like conscious but only kind of
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#6
stretching when you first wake up
It's over simplified, So what!

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#7
non-emotional a.k.a. physical

being hugged


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#8
Being stuffed after a great meal and then gently drifting off to sleep in a cozy place.
#9
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Being stuffed after a great meal and then gently drifting off to sleep in a cozy place.


I hate feeling full
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#11
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non-emotional a.k.a. physical

being hugged



Originally I had written physical, but then I realized that the way drugs make you feel is kind of a mental thing... but now that I think about it more it's a mental feeling caused by drug chemicals physically affecting your brain so... yeah, tough call so I stuck with non-emotional.
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#12
The feeling of success during a great uphill struggle.
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#13
Hugs, and that massive fart you rip the first thing you wake up......


I can't be the only one right?


Right?


Or the feeling of a hot shower/bath on a cold night
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#14
Dat feel when you've been somewhere without toilets all day.
You come home and you shit/piss the life out of your body.
Dat feel when it all flows away..
Dat feel....
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#15
Nothing compares to the feeling when you finally take a well deserved shit meanwhile somebody's hugging you and scratching your mosquito bite on your back.
#16
When you wake in the morning, poor as shit, but realize the fact that you saved up enough money to buy something nicer than everyone else's
#17
Oh man, I take back my thing back and say "taking a great poop."
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#18
being hugged

when you zone out listening to/playing music and everything seems to flow smoothly.

when you're drunk and you feel like youre being gently pushed back when you lay down
they're coming to take me away
ha-haaa
#19
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Oh man, I take back my thing back and say "taking a great poop."


It's not just taking a shit.

It's that feeling you have when you can't hold it anymore, so you run to the bathroom and are JUST in time. you just feel so much fulfillment after you are done. You just feel your body emptying itself. It's almost as good as an orgasm, maybe even better.
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#20
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Getting your head scratched

oooooh yeah

THIS GUY

He knows.
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#21
Feeling Lil B's love many like I tell you there's no love like based world love like all the positivity is jamming man all of you out there I love you from the heart no pope though
#22
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It's not just taking a shit.

It's that feeling you have when you can't hold it anymore, so you run to the bathroom and are JUST in time. you just feel so much fulfillment after you are done. You just feel your body emptying itself. It's almost as good as an orgasm, maybe even better.


I think the secret behind infinite orgasm is to cum and drop a shit at the same time. If you manage to pull that off, you'll spend the rest of your life in a state of constant euphoria.
#23
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I think the secret behind infinite orgasm is to cum and drop a shit at the same time. If you manage to pull that off, you'll spend the rest of your life in a state of constant euphoria.


I must try this...
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#24
So yeah just gonna leave this here http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/how-people-experience-poophoria-princeton-doctor-dr-anish-sheth-explains/story-fneuz9ev-1226828495917

Princeton gastroenterologist Dr Anish Sheth claims the key to feeling poo-phoria is the need to pass a large stool.
It can be “like a religious experience or an orgasm”.
While passing the large stool, it can stimulate nerves in the body more usually associated with having an orgasm.
“The stool high is relatively safe, but can become an addiction for some,” he said.
#26
When after threes days walking with a 20 kg backpack over mountains my body just gave up and I was lying there in the grasss. Next to a tree, and my whole body was tingling with sensation while my consciousness slipped away. I have no idea how long I lay there.
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#28
Most of the important things


in the world have been accomplished


by people who have kept on


trying when there seemed to be no hope at all
#30
That feeling when you have been on your feet all day walking round carrying stuff and you kick off your shoes and lie back and your whole body from the top of your neck right down to your toes relaxes all at once. Its such a magical feeling.
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#32
Having a piss after 6 pints. Oh lawdy.

+1 head scratching/having fingers run through your hair.

Taking your shoes off after walking in them all day.

Showers after a couple days of not having them. Times infinity after festival.
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#33
Cleaning your ears after not doing so for a while with Q-tips.
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#35
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Cleaning your ears after not doing so for a while with Q-tips.

That feels terrible though?
#36
When you were out on a date with a girl all day and she goes home - you get into your car and fart like the devil.
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#37
chocolate milk
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#38
Violence.
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#39
having my tummy super full <3
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#40
The goosebumps you get when you hear a fantastic song that has lots of meaning to you.
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