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So, on this facebook thread a girl mentions that she lost her cat. And then comes along a guy who needs to act like a total douche and scare the shit out of her. I say one sentence and he unleashes his fury on me.

My question: Having done nothing to him in the past, what do you think is wrong with him?



The pink is the girl, the black is me and the yellow is the douche. I've only put the part containing my comment.

I know, I'm inviting people to ridicule me in The Pit, but I really need advice on how to deal with these guys.
Quote by slapsymcdougal
No, I judge people based on how similar they are to me.
The greater the similarity, the more of a total ****ing **** they are.


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#4
We're college freshmen. THe girl is younger. I don't usually talk like that. Actually, I never talk like that -_-/

And there's more to the thread. That one sentence is not something that I would reply to. He really insulted and scared the girl.

Quote by soundgarden1986
lol you gave that guy exactly what he wanted

Which is? Please, I'm new to this stuff. I usually talk to sane people. Mostly
Quote by slapsymcdougal
No, I judge people based on how similar they are to me.
The greater the similarity, the more of a total ****ing **** they are.


Metal is like an apple. Everything is good except for the core
Last edited by shawnkenneth at Feb 24, 2014,
#6
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Honest advice: stop hitting on the girl through a Facebook conversation.


I sincerely promise you that I wasn't hitting on her.
Quote by slapsymcdougal
No, I judge people based on how similar they are to me.
The greater the similarity, the more of a total ****ing **** they are.


Metal is like an apple. Everything is good except for the core
#7
Good thing you edited the image or we might have learned your name.
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#9
Quote by shawnkenneth
I sincerely promise you that I wasn't hitting on her.

yeah not buying it. You are friendzone material if that was your game.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#10
Quote by Neo Evil11
yeah not buying it. You are friendzone material if that was your game.


Dude, I'm 18, in a college far away. I have a girlfriend and moreover, I don't even personally know the chick in the status.

In Goa, things function differently than from the states, rest assured. Everyone's not trying to hit on every other person.
Quote by slapsymcdougal
No, I judge people based on how similar they are to me.
The greater the similarity, the more of a total ****ing **** they are.


Metal is like an apple. Everything is good except for the core
Last edited by shawnkenneth at Feb 24, 2014,
#13
Quote by Weaponized
you seem like the douche trying to pick a fight in someone else's status


Okay, point noted.

Quote by behind_you
imo you shouldn't have posted that last comment


Yeah, I realized that later. But whatever I did here, I certainly didn't warrant such a response, don't you think?
Quote by slapsymcdougal
No, I judge people based on how similar they are to me.
The greater the similarity, the more of a total ****ing **** they are.


Metal is like an apple. Everything is good except for the core
#14
Just leave it.. don't reply!

The guy's already butthurt!
Mission already accomplished mate!

He's probs just sitting there right now and winning an imaginary conversation in his head
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#15
Quote by shawnkenneth


Which is? Please, I'm new to this stuff. I usually talk to sane people. Mostly



You're new to people being a dick to get a rise out of people?
#16
Quote by shawnkenneth
Dude, I'm 18, in a college far away. I have a girlfriend and moreover, I don't even personally know the chick in the status.

In Goa, things function differently than from the states, rest assured. Everyone's not trying to hit on every other person.

Why are you replying to a status of a person you don't know. You're a big fat liar or a stalker.
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I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#18
Quote by soundgarden1986
You're new to people being a dick to get a rise out of people?


No, not really. I've been in the Pit for a while

What I'm new to is meeting these people on FB and replying in such a way that my respect isn't lost.
Quote by slapsymcdougal
No, I judge people based on how similar they are to me.
The greater the similarity, the more of a total ****ing **** they are.


Metal is like an apple. Everything is good except for the core
#19
Random FB fights are the most entertaining things ever.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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I can fap to this. Keep going.
#20
Quote by Neo Evil11
Why are you replying to a status of a person you don't know. You're a big fat liar or a stalker.


*I made a point to use the word 'personally'.

I don't know you, but I'm still replying to you.I'm not your stalker now am I?
Juvenile, but my point stands.

Well, that's enough from me from tonight. Good night (or morning or whatever it is for you guys!). I'll check your advice tomorrow.

Cheers :-D
Quote by slapsymcdougal
No, I judge people based on how similar they are to me.
The greater the similarity, the more of a total ****ing **** they are.


Metal is like an apple. Everything is good except for the core
Last edited by shawnkenneth at Feb 24, 2014,
#21
Quote by shawnkenneth
Yeah, I realized that later. But whatever I did here, I certainly didn't warrant such a response, don't you think?
Well, I don't really care what he said because that isn't what this thread is about. You asked how to handle an internet troll your average internet user. Best way to do that is by not doing it at all.

Also saying 'I don't care about this conversation' while adding another comment in said conversation makes no sense. If you truly didn't care, then don't bother.
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#23
WAIT WAIT WAIT everyone stop!!

what the hell is a Chootiya?
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#25
Quote by Rocketface2112
WAIT WAIT WAIT everyone stop!!

what the hell is a Chootiya?
A uniquely Indian expletive, endearing and rather harmless compared to other abuses, classifies the recipient as either an idiot, or an ignoramus or someone behaving stupidly. Derived from Chut, hindi for vagina.


Well then
ggg1 ggg3

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#27
Quote by Jackal58
Random FB fights are the most entertaining things ever.

Very true.
#28
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Well then

So he called him a cunt?
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#29
stop being a little infant and ignore him. you insulted him first anyway, he was just being his own asshole self.
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#30
Quote by Hydra150
Good thing you edited the image or we might have learned your name.


Yes, that would be a shame... wouldn't it, SHAWN KENNETH?
#31
Quote by Jmoarguitar
Yes, that would be a shame... wouldn't it, SHAWN KENNETH?

how did you know??
But boys will be boys and girls have those eyes
that'll cut you to ribbons, sometimes
and all you can do is just wait by the moon
and bleed if it's what she says you ought to do
#32
This is why you use Facebook for occasional contact with people who don't have 500 friends.
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#33
OP :

"please...be safe"
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ugh, you cant rape someone with a pineapple because that would assume that someone doesnt want to have sex with a pineapple, which is impossible


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Ignorance of the law is no excuse.
Especially an ignorant law.
#34
Quote by Jackal58
Random FB fights are the most entertaining things ever.

A few years back, I took this girl (we'll call her Mary) on a date. It was horrible and whatnot, but I still kept her on FB. On one of her statuses, we were kind of talking and semi-flirting, and somehow it morphed into a fight between her friend from middle school, her parents, and her friend's parents. It was all about Mary's brother having sex with Mary's friend on the floor of her living room, and then Mary's parents came home. The parents started arguing about whose fault it was for being the lesser pair of parents and junk. It was a huge deal and really split some people up, but I just sat back, laughed, and proceeded to date other people.
Quote by soundgarden1986
Screw your bases. If she doesn't let me go elbow deep in her ass on the first date, it wasn't meant to be.


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#35
time from my life has just been spent on this. i hope you realize that.
"Then I saw that there was a way to hell, even from the gates of heaven."
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#37
Quote by chev311e
You forgot to blur out the last image of yourself. Your identity is lost.

Now we know his name AND his face.

SOMEBODY CALL A HACKER!
Quote by soundgarden1986
Screw your bases. If she doesn't let me go elbow deep in her ass on the first date, it wasn't meant to be.


Quote by willT08
Every thread on here to do with audio quality is like walking into a paddock of shit slinging chimps
#38
^Someone who thinks I give a **** enough to stay with this convo


> "how do i handle this idiot?"

#2kool2care


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#39
Delete ur messages, and then wait until the girl sees the replies.
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