#3
why yes, i have a lot of experience with paranormal myth dmt trips cryptoids. what do you want to know
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#5
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just seen this on the news
I done seen it.
There's nothing left here to be saved
Just barreling dogs and barking trains
Another year lost to the blue line
#7
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why yes, i have a lot of experience with paranormal myth dmt trips cryptoids. what do you want to know

I can vouch for Burgery (or should I say Dr. Burgery, Ph.D in Paranormal Myth Dmt Trips Cryptoids). He helped me locate various cryptids such as Elwedritsche, Wolpertinger, and the Black Shuck. You can definitely go to him for all paranormal myth dmt trips cryptoids advice.
#8
Quote by JackWhiteIsButts
Shouldn't it be La Chupacabra?

No that's la cucarotcha.

I would love to pick that article apart to make fun of it, but I'm on my phone right now.
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#9
This one time I got really bored so I told everyone here I saw a ghost. Turned out to be pretty amusing.
#11
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This one time I got really bored so I told everyone here I saw a ghost. Turned out to be pretty amusing.

I remember that!
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#13
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This one time I got really bored so I told everyone here I saw a ghost. Turned out to be pretty amusing.

I thought I saw a ghost once but it turns out that it was just a beer-battered baby that had fallen on the floor between the sink and the stove.
#14
Quote by JackWhiteIsButts
Shouldn't it be La Chupacabra?

El Chupacabro, he's pretty chill
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#16
For those who don't care to make it through the two minute long video.

"Texas redneck kills El Chupacabra, here's what local scientists have to say-"
"Nah."
#18
It's a mangy coyote. I'd have shot it too.
This ends now, eat the goddamn beans!
#19
I feel like I saw almost that exact news story like 6 years ago. Weird.
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#21
no
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#24
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anyone got any legit bigfoot fakevidence?

Somewhere between 1972 and 1974 there was a wave of bigfoot sightings in western Pa. To the point of near hysteria. Don't ask me for the exact year that was 40,000 doobies and 8 million beers ago. But anyways several of us (more than 2 less than 10) got together and made a set of wooden feet. Very large cartoonish wooden feet. We affixed these to a set of home made stilts and made thousands of foot prints around various homes and businesses. One of the wooden feet split during our antics. Several days later we had various police departments and so called paranormal investigators descend upon our tiny corner of paradise to investigate a myriad number of bigfoot reports. Apparently the creature was seen by witnesses at several of the spots we placed the prints at. One of the so called "experts" declared the prints authentic due to the appearance of its toes spreading apart in softer areas. (We split one of the feet remember)
So ya have a little experience with fake sightings.
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#27
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Somewhere between 1972 and 1974 there was a wave of bigfoot sightings in western Pa. To the point of near hysteria. Don't ask me for the exact year that was 40,000 doobies and 8 million beers ago. But anyways several of us (more than 2 less than 10) got together and made a set of wooden feet. Very large cartoonish wooden feet. We affixed these to a set of home made stilts and made thousands of foot prints around various homes and businesses. One of the wooden feet split during our antics. Several days later we had various police departments and so called paranormal investigators descend upon our tiny corner of paradise to investigate a myriad number of bigfoot reports. Apparently the creature was seen by witnesses at several of the spots we placed the prints at. One of the so called "experts" declared the prints authentic due to the appearance of its toes spreading apart in softer areas. (We split one of the feet remember)
So ya have a little experience with fake sightings.

this is amazing
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#28
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Somewhere between 1972 and 1974 there was a wave of bigfoot sightings in western Pa. To the point of near hysteria. Don't ask me for the exact year that was 40,000 doobies and 8 million beers ago. But anyways several of us (more than 2 less than 10) got together and made a set of wooden feet. Very large cartoonish wooden feet. We affixed these to a set of home made stilts and made thousands of foot prints around various homes and businesses. One of the wooden feet split during our antics. Several days later we had various police departments and so called paranormal investigators descend upon our tiny corner of paradise to investigate a myriad number of bigfoot reports. Apparently the creature was seen by witnesses at several of the spots we placed the prints at. One of the so called "experts" declared the prints authentic due to the appearance of its toes spreading apart in softer areas. (We split one of the feet remember)
So ya have a little experience with fake sightings.

So jackal is actually bigfoot and he's trying to throw us off his trail.
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#29
people from texas are so ****in stupid
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#30
I have.



Gather round and I'll play you the ballad of El Chupanibre.
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#31
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people from America are so ****in stupid

FTFW
#32
Quote by Jackal58
Somewhere between 1972 and 1974 there was a wave of bigfoot sightings in western Pa. To the point of near hysteria. Don't ask me for the exact year that was 40,000 doobies and 8 million beers ago. But anyways several of us (more than 2 less than 10) got together and made a set of wooden feet. Very large cartoonish wooden feet. We affixed these to a set of home made stilts and made thousands of foot prints around various homes and businesses. One of the wooden feet split during our antics. Several days later we had various police departments and so called paranormal investigators descend upon our tiny corner of paradise to investigate a myriad number of bigfoot reports. Apparently the creature was seen by witnesses at several of the spots we placed the prints at. One of the so called "experts" declared the prints authentic due to the appearance of its toes spreading apart in softer areas. (We split one of the feet remember)
So ya have a little experience with fake sightings.




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#33
Quote by lemmyisgod97
My next door neighbours a Leprechaun.


all your neighbours are. you're irish.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#34
Of course it has to be two redneck Texans.


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#35
When I walk up the stair when it's dark I feel like there's someone behind me but I think that's because I'm a massive pansy.
they're coming to take me away
ha-haaa